To: The very special people working at the distribution center:
Last time I checked, it was not possible to levitate or teleport pallets of empty repack totes, defectives or DC returns to the DC. Those have to be sent back by truck.
Which is kinda hard to do when you demand that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF OUR TRAILERS FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS be sent back empty so you can save a few bucks and pick up merchandise from suppliers along the way.
And of course, being the right bunch of fuckwits you are, you always wait until the truck driver is 5 minutes away with the new trailer to tell us you want the old one sent back empty. Then the truck comes and the driver gets pissed off because we're still unloading the stuff we put on it when he arrives and OMGWTFBBQ HES GOING TO BE TEH LAT3!!!!!!oneone!1eleven!
So don't come bitching to us when you run short on repack totes. We have 11 pallets of them outside our store, because you never let us send them back.
Last time I checked, it was not possible to levitate or teleport pallets of empty repack totes, defectives or DC returns to the DC. Those have to be sent back by truck.
Which is kinda hard to do when you demand that EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF OUR TRAILERS FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS be sent back empty so you can save a few bucks and pick up merchandise from suppliers along the way.
And of course, being the right bunch of fuckwits you are, you always wait until the truck driver is 5 minutes away with the new trailer to tell us you want the old one sent back empty. Then the truck comes and the driver gets pissed off because we're still unloading the stuff we put on it when he arrives and OMGWTFBBQ HES GOING TO BE TEH LAT3!!!!!!oneone!1eleven!
So don't come bitching to us when you run short on repack totes. We have 11 pallets of them outside our store, because you never let us send them back.