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  • #1

    We were attacked by an army of little girls

    Its girls scout cookie time and the casualty count was astounding. They set up their little folding card table set out the youngest cutest little girls with a slight lisp asking "would you like to buy a box of cookies" and it was over within momments. Empty wallets and cookie remnents were scattered everywhere! The carnage left behind as these little girls packed up their wears and left to stratagise their next attack while employees and customers alike were staggering around in their sugar highs only to drag their ladien baskets as they came crashing down. Oh the horror of cookie season! All that is left to say is...do you have any thin mints left?
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    Gotta love those cookies. I will usually buy from them, if they have the good stuff.
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    • #3
      Thin Mints will forever be my downfall.
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      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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      • #4
        I LOVE Thin Mints....especially after you freeze them!
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        • #5
          I always figured they had better tactical and strategic sense than they let on. Looks like Lord Byron had the right idea when he formed Scouts and Guides. They are teaching them to be the new officers. pretty well too I would say.
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          • #6
            Ya know, the Chocolate Grasshoppers that are sold by Kiebler are the same cookies.
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            • #7
              Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
              I LOVE Thin Mints....especially after you freeze them!
              put them in the blender with a few scoops of ice cream and a little milk....
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              • #8
                Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
                I LOVE Thin Mints....especially after you freeze them!
                I have a box in my freezer right now!

                My other favorite are the chocolate and peanut butter ones. mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm good!

                Quoth FuzzyKitten99 View Post
                put them in the blender with a few scoops of ice cream and a little milk....
                must. buy. ice. cream.
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                • #9
                  Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                  Ya know, the Chocolate Grasshoppers that are sold by Kiebler are the same cookies.
                  HUSH! Don't tell us that. If SO knows, he'll never buy anymore thin mints.

                  *drags Evil Queen down to the basement, locks door* There. that oughta take care of that for now.
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                  • #10
                    Quoth friendofjimmyk View Post
                    I have a box in my freezer right now!

                    My other favorite are the chocolate and peanut butter ones. mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm good!
                    The Tagalongs? Those are good frozen, too. MMM!
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                    • #11
                      Quoth XCashier View Post
                      The Tagalongs? Those are good frozen, too. MMM!
                      mmm...yes, tagalongs...mmmmm

                      some tagalongs, some b & j vanilla bean ice cream, a little chocolate drizzle, maybe some whipped cream .....I think I just gained three pounds thinking of it.
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                      • #12
                        We got ambushed by a group of boy scouts selling my favorite mint meltaway bars.

                        Like I could even resist.
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                        • #13
                          Quoth lordlundar View Post
                          Looks like Lord Byron had the right idea when he formed Scouts and Guides.
                          It was Baden-Powell. He wrote Scouting for Boys after the Seige of Mafeking made him a national hero.

                          Byron probably did a different kind of scouting for boys.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                            Ya know, the Chocolate Grasshoppers that are sold by Kiebler are the same cookies.
                            Nope. I did a (blind) side-by-side taste test. Not the same.
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                            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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                            • #15
                              I only like their oreo-style chocolate cookies. Sadly you can't buy them on their own. only mixed with Vanilla

                              So I usually buy them when they have those. I dont like the mints.
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