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    A couple came in to fill out the form for their Golden anniversary announcement to be put in our paper. They were friendly and chatty, nice folks, and the lady was filling out the form while her husband (Bill!, heh heh) basically sat by and watched. There's a part of the form that allows for mention of a reception if there was one. This led to the following.

    Wife: Hmm...we didn't really have any reception.
    Me: Well, you don't have to put that, you can just say you celebrated with family or something.
    Wife: Hmm, okay, I can do that.
    Bill: Or you could put that we celebrated that night by-
    Wife: SHUT UP BILL!!
    Me: .....

    Poor Wife just sat there blushing and mad while Bill cheesed and enjoyed the sight of me trying my damnedest not to explode from wanting to laugh so hard. After they filled out the form, just before the elevator closed, I could hear Wife starting to rip Bill a verbal new one, and I'm sure they heard me finally lose it and start laughing like a maniac.

    Gross? Yes. Funny as hell. YES.
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

  • #2
    I've got to give you credit I don't know that I could have held the giggling in until they left
    "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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    • #3
      I was that wife! My exhusband used to give out way to much information! I just relaxed a whole lot with my current husband and we just like to shock the hell out of people now. Just dont ever ask him how he likes his steak! I would have laughed my head off too!

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      • #4
        I was going somewhere in a totally different direction when I read your title Mysty. Unfortunately, I was once Bill. Fortunately for me (or her) my ex-wife broke me of that habit.

        Great post. Thanks for the giggle.
        This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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        • #5
          Way to go, Bill!!

          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #6
            What's sad is that I could see my parents doing that.
            "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

            Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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