A couple came in to fill out the form for their Golden anniversary announcement to be put in our paper. They were friendly and chatty, nice folks, and the lady was filling out the form while her husband (Bill!, heh heh) basically sat by and watched. There's a part of the form that allows for mention of a reception if there was one. This led to the following.
Wife: Hmm...we didn't really have any reception.
Me: Well, you don't have to put that, you can just say you celebrated with family or something.
Wife: Hmm, okay, I can do that.
Bill: Or you could put that we celebrated that night by-
Wife: SHUT UP BILL!!
Me:
..... 
Poor Wife just sat there blushing and mad while Bill cheesed and enjoyed the sight of me trying my damnedest not to explode from wanting to laugh so hard. After they filled out the form, just before the elevator closed, I could hear Wife starting to rip Bill a verbal new one, and I'm sure they heard me finally lose it and start laughing like a maniac.
Gross? Yes. Funny as hell. YES.
Wife: Hmm...we didn't really have any reception.
Me: Well, you don't have to put that, you can just say you celebrated with family or something.
Wife: Hmm, okay, I can do that.
Bill: Or you could put that we celebrated that night by-
Wife: SHUT UP BILL!!
Me:



Poor Wife just sat there blushing and mad while Bill cheesed and enjoyed the sight of me trying my damnedest not to explode from wanting to laugh so hard. After they filled out the form, just before the elevator closed, I could hear Wife starting to rip Bill a verbal new one, and I'm sure they heard me finally lose it and start laughing like a maniac.
Gross? Yes. Funny as hell. YES.

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