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  • #1

    Short, simple, wierd.

    This beauty shows up today 30 minutes before I leave.

    The cashiers brought a cake back

    It's our most expensive cake, a big-ass black forest.

    somebody....

    tore off the plastic;

    opened the cover;

    did a slow zigzag pattern in the frosting;

    ate all the cherries;

    then stuffed the plastic over the cake, shut the cover on it, and left it there.

    I can't add to say to the weirdness.

    Sorry, no pictures.
    Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

    "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.
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  • #2
    Wow, what a horrible thing to do!
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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    • #3
      <In best Southpark voice>

      YOU BASTARDS!!!
      I don't have an anger problem! I have an idiot problem!-Hank Hill

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      • #4
        Quoth donruss View Post
        <In best Southpark voice>

        YOU BASTARDS!!!
        Does this mean we get to blame Cartman?
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          Quoth Evil Queen View Post
          Does this mean we get to blame Cartman?
          I cannot eat one more bite of its chocolatey goodness...gonna try....

          But seriously, the return was approved because.....? At least it wasn't moldy.
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Wow, you would think somebody would have noticed, at some point, a person messing up a cake like that. Unless maybe the culprit carried it off into a bathroom stall or something...? Weird!

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            • #7
              Odd..

              I admit to having returned an eaten cake before.
              But only because it tasted like some toxic chemical had seeped through the sponge part of it.
              - Boochan

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              • #8
                What a waste.

                Well, except for the cherries, but anyhoo.
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                3rd shift needs love, too
                RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                • #9
                  Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                  But seriously, the return was approved because.....? At least it wasn't moldy.
                  The head cashier is a proven idiot.

                  Remember, he's the guy that accepted a return on the Hairy cakes and the Great Canadian Moldking.

                  Plus the icing was a terrible shade of pee yellow.
                  Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

                  "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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