I get to work in porn! Sorta...

[Silvercat]

We sell tape measures with custom labels. Usually these labels are the customer's business info. My boss is starting a new, um, program. Naked woman. Serious, there's in massive nipple-age. Apparently, this is what the contractor's we try to sell to want. I get to design and print these labels. I'm a young lady (well, for values of lady that include 'finds farts hysterically funny' and 'swears in public'). I'm rather amused by this.*

*This won't be my first time selling adult materials. I used to pack boxes for a couple of adult webstores. And a webstore that sold Norfin Trolls. Same warehouse. Interesting times.

[sms001]

Naked woman.

"Gimme that 2 x 4 over there Joe Bob."

"This 'un?"

"No, the one that's a redhead ankle over three blondes......"

Um. Ok. I'm easily distracted, so I'll stick to numbers, but I assume these are trained professionals.

[Silvercat]

I have no idea. I believe he stole the pics off porn sites from Argentina. I'm trying to convince him to let my make up some samples with pictures of men (from the waist up, you perverts )

[Sheldonrs]

...I'm trying to convince him to let my make up some samples with pictures of men (from the waist up, you perverts )

So they are women from the waist down?

[Darkwish]

So they are women from the waist down?

Curse you! I didn't need those mental images!!!

[Silvercat]

So they are women from the waist down?

Yes. And the pictures he got of women are men from the waist down. It's a strange mixed up world.

[Umingmaq]

Hmm, pictures of nekkid wimmin on a measuring device? Am I the only one who thinks that said device should probably be made of an elastic material?

[Sheldonrs]

Yes. And the pictures he got of women are men from the waist down. It's a strange mixed up world.

Good thing it's not at Starbucks. Imagine what you'd get if you ask for half-n-half.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Yes. And the pictures he got of women are men from the waist down. It's a strange mixed up world.

Any of them named "Lola", by any chance?

[Rapscallion]

Curse you! I didn't need those mental images!!!

I did.

Rapscallion

[Silvercat]

Hmm, pictures of nekkid wimmin on a measuring device? Am I the only one who thinks that said device should probably be made of an elastic material?

Well, the tape measures *are* rubber coated at least.

[Slytovhand]

On tape measures??

Am I the only one who sees a problem with this?

"Bob, you keep over-calculating by 8 inches... you need to be more accurate in future??"