Watch me not care (about you)

[frosty]

Don't ya' just love taking on extra responsibilities for the sheer fun of it?

... Wait ...

No! No, I don't!


Dear Mr Dadu Ice Cream Delivery Man:
I don't care if your freezer is running low. According to your sales guy it's your freezer. Not mine. I fill and look after my freezers. Your freezer is your problem. Can I be any clearer? Tough, I have my own work to do.

What's that? My freezer is nearly empty of your ice cream cakes? Have you delivered any in the last two weeks? No? Can you see the problem here? No? Too bad, I have the rest of my aisle to worry about.

At least you agreed to bring me some more cakes... tomorrow on my day off. Yeah, I'm not going to be here, so have fun. (And I have this inauspicious feeling that you aren't going to easily find someone on a Sunday who'll sign your invoice. Joy.)

And you still seem to think that I'm going to fill your freezer for you. Good luck! In case you've suddenly been struck blind, I'm currently walking out the store, my groceries in hand, as the store is closing and I've already told you twice that I'm not here tomorrow. Sorry buddy, I hate to come off as a jerk but you make it so easy.

[blas]

/sarcasm on

I LOVE DOING OTHER PEOPLE'S WORK! ZOMG HOW I DO!

I LOVE letting my coworkers take a long breather and sit back and chit chat while I do their work for them. Oh how I LOVED how trainees refused to put any effort into their work and would try to get me to do their work for them........and if I didn't, I would be labeled a "bad trainer", so I had to do it anyway...

I LOVE working with idiots who don't know how to run machines, so I end up running two machines while the other person doesn't learn anything from me or watch what I do and just stands there with their finger up their nose.

I love babysitting! Adults are so much more fun to babysit than children!

I LOVE being such a team player!

/sarcasm off