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  • Congratulations, sir, you have broken my brain.

    I wasn't sure where to put this - do students count as customers?

    Our students have been doing writing exams this week. However, those who failed their reading exam in March are resitting that while everyone else takes the writing. So, you've got some people in the group doing a writing exam, and some doing reading. The writing exam people have 10 minutes reading time before the start of the exam, but the reading people don't. I gave the writing people their papers first, and after reading time was over, gave out the reading papers and said "Everyone, your time starts now. Good luck!"
    Now, it's pretty boring invigilating an exam - after the first 10 minutes, there's not that much to do, so I take my German homework and do that, which means I'm not watching the students like a hawk every second (they're adults, and there's no need to). I came to collect the papers at the end, and had this conversation with one of my reading people:
    Me: Is your name on it.
    Him: Yes, but I haven't written anything.
    Me: Why not?!
    Him: I was waiting for you to tell me to start!

    Remember I said "Everybody, your time starts now"? He thought that was only for the other people, and he spent a whole hour reading the reading paper. I'd been looking around every 10 minutes or so to make sure nobody was doing anything they shouldn't be, and he had a pen in his hand, was looking in the dictionary, muttering to himself, etc., so I didn't for one second think that there was anything amiss. These are intermediate-level English students, BTW

    You, sir, are an idiot.
    God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you. - Angelspit, '100%'

    I'm sorry, I'm not authorised to give a f**k.

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    Wow, just wow. I'm glad I'm already done with school, since reading that would have killed my ability to think for my Finals.
    "Oh, by the way..." All of my HATE

    Ou kata nomon = Not according to the accepted norm

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    • #3
      Well, now we know why he failed his reading test last time.
      The High Priest is an Illusion!

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      • #4


        Today's -a-thon™.
        Unseen but seeing
        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
        3rd shift needs love, too
        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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        • #5
          I've arranged for him to resit the test in another class tonight, so we'll see if he turns up. I spoke very slowly and clearly, repeating the room number and time several times, and made sure reception knew where he was supposed to go, so he can't tell me 'I didn't know where I was supposed to go'.
          My boss nearly had me convinced that I should carry on teaching next year, but I think I've lost not only the will to teach, but also the will to live.
          God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you. - Angelspit, '100%'

          I'm sorry, I'm not authorised to give a f**k.

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          • #6
            Quoth Zombi View Post
            I think I've lost not only the will to teach, but also the will to live.

            well your screenname is zombi
            Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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            • #7
              Quoth Zombi View Post
              I think I've lost not only the will to teach, but also the will to live.
              Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
              well your screenname is zombi
              And, according to your sig, God made you a cannibal to fix problems like him!
              I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
              My LiveJournal
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              • #8
                I'll supply the barbeque sauce!
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #9
                  I'll supply the if needed too.

                  We could make some yummy shredded barbecue sandwiches.
                  Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                  "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                  • #10
                    Ah, yes, pulled.... *looks around* Pork sandwiches.
                    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      I'll supply the barbeque sauce!
                      Nah. It HAS to be Secret Stadium Sauce.
                      Unseen but seeing
                      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                      3rd shift needs love, too
                      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                      • #12
                        Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                        well your screenname is zombi
                        That's because my brain is broken - I'm incapable of doing more than staggering around going "Braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss!"

                        Can we have baked beans to go with the pulled pork? The proper home-made ones, not the ones out of a tin.

                        And, according to your sig, God made you a cannibal to fix problems like him!
                        The rest of the song goes "Relax, God is in control, watch the dot, take your meds..." ('100%' by Angelspit)
                        Last edited by Zombi; 05-23-2008, 05:51 PM.
                        God made me a cannibal to fix problems like you. - Angelspit, '100%'

                        I'm sorry, I'm not authorised to give a f**k.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                          Nah. It HAS to be Secret Stadium Sauce.
                          Then we will need to grind up the subject and stuff them into a bratwurst casing.

                          *goes to look for the meat grinder attachment to the
                          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Zombi View Post
                            ('100%' by Angelspit)
                            OMG, I frikkin love you now! Angelspit's high up there on my "wow, that's pretty cool" band list. Haven't been able to see em live yet...

                            "Vena cava, heart starter. The doctor is in -- SANE" hehe
                            Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                            • #15
                              IPF, want me to see what I can get from the meat department? There's all kinds of snazzy things there.
                              Unseen but seeing
                              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                              3rd shift needs love, too
                              RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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