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    Today's Shift at the DT

    The following stories happened between the hours of 10 am and 4 pm. All characters are entirely non-fictional, any and all similarities are intended.

    Salty Tears of...relief?

    I accidentally (I swear) made a customer cry. She was standing behind a current customer and she looked up at me only to screech "OH MY GOD!"

    I thought I was in deep shit until I hear...

    "YOU'RE BACK!! YAY!!!"

    Then she breaks down weeping, saying over and over how glad she was to see me again. She was the SM for a vitamin store a couple doors down who took over a couple months before I left. She was REALLY happy to see me, apparently.


    New Property Manager

    A woman comes in while I'm helping an elder man check out, bid him a good day, and ask her if I can help her.

    RW: Me
    Woman: Her
    ASM S: Assistant Store Manager S

    RW: Hi, can I help you?
    Woman: Wow, you were so polite to him!
    RW: (...uh....) ...thank you, is there a way I can help you?
    Woman: Is there a Manager around?
    RW: (Crap oh crap oh crap) Sure, today's Manager is S, hang on and I'll go get her. (Goes to get S) S, there's a lady who wants to talk to you.
    ASM S: (Gets this look on her face like "What Did You Do THIS Time?" and greets the lady) I'm the Manager today, can I help you?
    Woman: Your cashier was just so nice to that gentleman! (Goes on and on and ON)

    It turns out the Woman is the new Property Manager for the Complex and was giving all the Store Managers her card and contact numbers.
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.
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    Awwwww your such a nice horsie... *grins and winks*

    You deserve...COOKIES! And I have white chocolate chip cookies plus from snickerdoodle kind...made those last week.

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    • #3
      Just remember this when you get a billion SCs.

      Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay you, btw.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        Quoth Aethian View Post
        Awwwww your such a nice horsie... *grins and winks*

        You deserve...COOKIES! And I have white chocolate chip cookies plus from snickerdoodle kind...made those last week.
        I dun wanna be a nice horsie! But I will take those cookies.....

        Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
        Just remember this when you get a billion SCs.

        Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay you, btw.
        OH MY GOD THE SUCKY ONES!! I FORGOT ABOUT THEM! NoOOOOOOoOOOOOOO, You've Jinxed me!

        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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        • #5
          I know that DT is where you work, but every time I read it I think, "She works at Delirium Tremens? I mean, SCs can drive you to drinking, but maybe she needs to get some help."

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          • #6
            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
            OH MY GOD THE SUCKY ONES!! I FORGOT ABOUT THEM! NoOOOOOOoOOOOOOO, You've Jinxed me!



            Sorry.

            Is there any way I can make it up to you?
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #7
              Such a good horsie. *pets*
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #8
                "for pony!!!!!"*

                *please see looking for group-issue 2 page 42
                Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                • #9
                  RW is a big fan of LFG. He and I both like Richard. <3

                  Dude, you should have a Richard quote in your signature!
                  Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                  Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                  Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Finance Gopher View Post
                    I know that DT is where you work, but every time I read it I think, "She works at Delirium Tremens? I mean, SCs can drive you to drinking, but maybe she needs to get some help."
                    Delirium Tremens? Is this a bar? A pill? Whaaaaaaaat?

                    Quoth BeckySunshine View Post



                    Sorry.

                    Is there any way I can make it up to you?
                    I'll take a cookie.

                    Quoth BlaqueKatt View Post
                    "for pony!!!!!"*

                    *please see looking for group-issue 2 page 42

                    FOR PONY!

                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    RW is a big fan of LFG. He and I both like Richard. <3

                    Dude, you should have a Richard quote in your signature!
                    Not a bad idea, actually....
                    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                      I'll take a cookie.
                      What sort?

                      If I'm going to be making up to you, I have to make it good, you know.
                      Unseen but seeing
                      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                      3rd shift needs love, too
                      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                      • #12
                        Snickerdoodle and I'll love you forever.
                        Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                        Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                        • #13
                          Or you could be like me and another person on this board, have a nice Richard avatar. It's beautiful. hehe

                          ...FoR PONY!
                          Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                            Snickerdoodle and I'll love you forever.
                            ...You mean to tell me that you don't already?


                            Your weight in snickerdoodles it is.
                            Unseen but seeing
                            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                            3rd shift needs love, too
                            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                            • #15
                              Do you want those Snickerdoodles in cheesecake form?

                              (at my place of employment, we take cookies, bake them into a cup form, and put yummy things inside. Snickerdoodles become little cheesecake cups, peanut butter cookies get chocolate frosting to become peanut butter cups, etc.)
                              I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                              Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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