I got Ann back! *mildly gross*

[blas]

I just had to do it. The time had come.

Ann now doesn't get off her ass all night. She sits in front of the computer and does NOTHING. If you ask her for help, she'll direct you to Chef or Mentor, but then turn around and cry "Why doesn't anyone ask me for help? Wah Wah Wah!" and she's convinced Chef and Mentor that everyone hates her, so when you ask them, they say "Ask Ann! I told you, you guys need to ask her more often!"

She's positioned herself so she can eavesdrop and catch people doing things so she can tattle. And just sit at that computer. Doing nothing.

So I did it.......and I am not expecting everyone to think I'm a hero, I admit it's immature and gross....but it was funny as hell and it made Ann get off her ass for once!

She was pretty much asleep at the computer, and I silently walked behind her and crop dusted. Aka.....tooted. Then silently bolted to the other side of the room but watched from a safe distance. Chef knew about my plan, and said "Oh GOD blas, don't tell me you actually did it!" all the while trying to control his laughter.

Ann woke up and got up...and was not amused. She probably thought one of the guys did it.

Ha Ha Ha.

[AKWalMartCartGuy]

that sounds funny as hell, one day my dad was walking up the stairs behind me, and i ripped one right in his face

[zzapp the witch]

Ugh, my 8 yr old did that yesterday when I was locked in here at my desk. I was midconversation, too. Thank god its a push-to-talk, or they would have heard the rip. Instead, I was able to pass it off as a dry throat and needing some water.....

[edible_hat]

I can't remember if this actually happened somewhere I used to work, or if we just thought it would be funny (probably the latter):

SC: [whinges about somehting or other]
CSR: *drops an SBD*
SC: What's that smell? *runs away*

(of course the bad part of that plan is then the CSR and anyone else in the area would have to put up with the smell)

[Talon]

She sleeps on the job? Oh the possibilities for evil..

You could have given her the mean kitty treatment

[unclejampuff]

I prefer the "pretty kitty" treatment.

[blas]

Ann has a very rude husband who apparently won't let her sleep and makes her help with running their farm during the day.........I felt for her until she started taking it out on everyone at work.

[Zombi]

She sleeps on the job? Oh the possibilities for evil..

You could have given her the mean kitty treatment

I love the kitty's expression when he wakes up:
"What the f...Oh wait, there's a camera! Act natural!"

[JustADude]

Ann has a very rude husband who apparently won't let her sleep and makes her help with running their farm during the day.........I felt for her until she started taking it out on everyone at work.

Why am I suddenly thinking "Abusive relationship" here?