Most Hilarious Sign Ever

[Meegz]

So my bf and I are in a local family shindig pizza parlor earlier to watch the Belmont when I see a sign that says:

"So if you want a refund,
Have Another one [pizza] sent out to you free of charge,
Close the store
and have the manager shot..

WOULD YOU BE SATISFIED???"
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Customer Service


I totally lost it. I wish I had a camera phone but that sign is exactly how I feel sometimes

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

In my fantasy store, that sign would be adapted for the service desk and placed on the wall next to another sign reading:

"Customer Service: We're not satisfied until you're not satisfied."

[Pedersen]

The version I've seen (and have on a refrigerator magnet downstairs) goes as follows:

Suppose refund your money, send you another one for free, have the manager shot, and close the store. Would that be satisfactory?

Absolutely love that one

[Call Centre Serf]

I quite like this one, myself

http://tinyurl.com/6746wp

[smileyeagle1021]

I like the sign at the Nick'N'Willies in South Reno

Rush Policy
The worse you want it, the worse you get it
You want it bad, you get it bad!

My other favorite was a sign at a mechanics shop
If your check bounces, so will you!

[Kittish]

Kind of along a different sort of line, but my favorite is "Please do not feed or play with the alligators" posted many many times around the clubhouse of a family nudist resort in Florida.

[Horsetuna]

How about this version:



This one's my fav

[lordlundar]

Awww, you beat me too it Horsetuna.

[Sandman]

One sign I saw (which I have a picture if anyone wants it) that says "We train great ass managers!"

[Dark-Star]

Horsetuna:

[MystyGlyttyr]

I wish I could have had a sign when I was working at the candy store...

"If you leave your children unsupervised, they WILL be fed."

[Bagboy]

Unattended children will be sold as slaves.

[Severen13]

*le snort*