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  • #1

    Wherein Irv is a whore

    because people can see his underwear. At least that's what one of my coworkers said to me today.

    I was helping lay out the pallets for tonight's truck when a nail got caught on the front of my pants and ripped them So I had a nice big tear that happened to show off my lucky rocket-ship underpants. (Not really, they were gray striped boxer briefs. Now you know more about my undies than you ever wanted to. )

    I thought I could cover up the tear with my shirt, but I couldn't. One of the salesfloor people came into the backroom,l saw my ripped pants and my underwear peeking out from under it, and said "You're a real whore Irv."

    "Me? How come?"

    "Because I can see your underwear!"

    "...okay....."

    I ripped off a piece of clear packing tape, pulled the ripped flap of my pants back into place, and patched it up. Guess I get to go pants shopping again this weekend.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
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  • #2
    Wherein Irv is a whore.
    Well, we knew that! Oh, you mean there's more? Oopsie!
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

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    • #3
      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
      (Not really, they were gray striped boxer briefs. Now you know more about my undies than you ever wanted to. )
      oh come now irv... I'm sure you have at least one fan girl now who can sleep easy tonight because before you said that she would have had to just wonder
      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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      • #4
        I'll beat he has cookie monster boxers too.
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          I have had that happen to me a couple of times before. Once was a new pair of pants. Man did that suck
          Under The Moon Paranormal Research
          San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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          • #6
            Wow, more thinking of Irv.

            I like me some whores of the male persuasion.
            Unseen but seeing
            oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
            There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
            3rd shift needs love, too
            RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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            • #7
              I once had a pair of jeans split completley down the back.

              Luckily I had a pair of coveralls in my truck (I had been working on it the weekend before and hadn't taken them out) that I got to wear all day since my drawers were hanging out.

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              • #8
                Is it just me, but I thought whores didn't wear underwear and sluts showed their undies......

                Oh well, for shame Irving. For not wearing indestructible clothes
                I've lost my mind ages ago. If you find it, please hide it.

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                • #9
                  That's what you get for not wearing your lucky rocket-ship underpants.
                  Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                  Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                  • #10
                    Just be glad you weren't going comando that day

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