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More gum than Wrigley's--stuck to the floors!
So Wednesday night some contractors came in to shampoo or steam-clean the carpets in the store.
After they finished doing this, they left a nice note for the store manager, in which they expressed horror and disgust at the absolute neglect out carpets have been getting from the cleaning crews.
Specifically, while cleaning the carpets, they pulled up and discarded 150 old, dried-up wads of gum from the carpets.
This, of course, is amazing for all the wrong reasons. For one thing, how did the carpet cleaners manage to keep track of all the wads of gum they were picking off the carpets?
For another thing, the carpeted area of the store is basically apparel, which is only half of the salesfloor, if that. There is also a small pad of carpet in the furniture department but I'm not sure that was done. They would've had to move all the displays off the carpet and then put them back in the exact spots where they came from when they were finished.
So we're at new, uncharted depths of suck with these cleaning people. And now, a song:
150 wads of gum on the floor
150 wads of gummmmmm....
Pick one off and chew 'till it's soft
149 wads of gum on the floor.....
After they finished doing this, they left a nice note for the store manager, in which they expressed horror and disgust at the absolute neglect out carpets have been getting from the cleaning crews.
Specifically, while cleaning the carpets, they pulled up and discarded 150 old, dried-up wads of gum from the carpets.
This, of course, is amazing for all the wrong reasons. For one thing, how did the carpet cleaners manage to keep track of all the wads of gum they were picking off the carpets?
For another thing, the carpeted area of the store is basically apparel, which is only half of the salesfloor, if that. There is also a small pad of carpet in the furniture department but I'm not sure that was done. They would've had to move all the displays off the carpet and then put them back in the exact spots where they came from when they were finished.
So we're at new, uncharted depths of suck with these cleaning people. And now, a song:
150 wads of gum on the floor
150 wads of gummmmmm....
Pick one off and chew 'till it's soft
149 wads of gum on the floor.....
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