So for a while now I've been babysitting my nephew and cleaning house for my folks the pay isn't great but the hours work with my college schedule. Plus the food is much better and safer than what's at my house (this not my choice).
Well anyway last night I was invited to stay and watch tv, plus have dinner. Well that went by food was good and really health considering it was made by my sister the potato and gravy queen. The thing that caused me to get on tonight happened when my sister's fiance was gonna take me home. We were getting into the car and he ran back into the house to drop something off. Well while I wait a giant moth with the wing span of about 7" tried to fly in the car. That I was okay with. Bugs usually don't bother me. In fact I'm the one the girls in my family call to remove bugs. But when my sister's fiance got back in the car sitting on his shoulder was a 2"-2 1/2" long stag beetle, just sitting there staring at me opening and closing it's pinchers.
So me being nice I say hey you got a big bug on your shoulder. And he flicks it off his shoulder on to me. And this is were my prissy girly moment enters. I jump out of the car and trying to whack off the huge @&& bettle. Which as it turns out it landed in the seat next to me. So he flicked out the bug, drove me home, and now I'm having the sensations of things crawling on me. Here's a link to the creature that was flicked on me.
stag beetle
Now tell me doesn't that make your skin crawl. Or at least feel a little bit bugged about my future brother in-laws manners.
Well anyway last night I was invited to stay and watch tv, plus have dinner. Well that went by food was good and really health considering it was made by my sister the potato and gravy queen. The thing that caused me to get on tonight happened when my sister's fiance was gonna take me home. We were getting into the car and he ran back into the house to drop something off. Well while I wait a giant moth with the wing span of about 7" tried to fly in the car. That I was okay with. Bugs usually don't bother me. In fact I'm the one the girls in my family call to remove bugs. But when my sister's fiance got back in the car sitting on his shoulder was a 2"-2 1/2" long stag beetle, just sitting there staring at me opening and closing it's pinchers.
So me being nice I say hey you got a big bug on your shoulder. And he flicks it off his shoulder on to me. And this is were my prissy girly moment enters. I jump out of the car and trying to whack off the huge @&& bettle. Which as it turns out it landed in the seat next to me. So he flicked out the bug, drove me home, and now I'm having the sensations of things crawling on me. Here's a link to the creature that was flicked on me.

Now tell me doesn't that make your skin crawl. Or at least feel a little bit bugged about my future brother in-laws manners.
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