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  • #1

    UUuuuuuuugggggghhhhh.....

    Today was going pretty smoothly. Quiet, all of us working, okay. Nice sunny day.

    I know you're all going to laugh hysterically at this, but it's pretty bad to be in here right now.

    Somebody - and I know I didn't do it - cut a truly eeeeeeevvvvvviiiiilllllllll fart. I mean, it is BAD. I decided to hop on down to the grocery store to pick up some things and let the room air out. The others have been working silently, nobody admitted to anything (though I have my suspicions as to who did it).

    I came back with my stuff, opened the door, and the smell hit me in the face. If any airing had occurred, it hadn't been enough, or maybe the guilty party cut one again. I opened the window ("It's cooler outside than it is in here!") and turned off the air conditioning.

    Really, I'm not sure how long I can take this. It's incredible.
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  • #2
    Just call them out on it. If you shame them into admitting it, maybe you can get them to go to the bathroom and resolve that issue on their own.
    P.E.B.C.A.K. - Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard.

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    • #3
      i had co-workers like that, i fixed the problem with the most atrocious room deodorizer i could find, gardenia and lavender spray from the dollar store. it reeked, but killed the smell. and being as i was the sup at the time i told them if it keeps happening i can find more obnoxious fragrances. the culprit left shortly after that exchange to see a doctor about it. i can take a lot of things but his flatulence made me gag and nearly puke.
      This is a drama-free zone; violators will be slapped. -Irving Patrick Freleigh
      my blog:http://steeledragon.wordpress.com/

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      • #4
        I am not someone you want to be around the morning after a night when I've been drinking a lot of dark beer.

        My Day After Dark Beer Farts are quite toxic, and have been known to strip the chrome off of vehicles a block away.

        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is         Still A Customer."

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        • #5
          No problems since I posted. I can only hope that the guilty party - and I'm sure I know who did it - was embarrassed enough to stop eating whatever food caused it.

          Looking back, it makes me think of Eddie Murphy's routine about GI Joe swimming through the water to find out where the bubbles were coming from. BLOOP! UUUUUuuugggghhhhhh.

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          • #6
            When DH lets loose, I can call him on it. In fact, I've been known to get revenge!

            That said, one morning, I was in class when somebody let one foul enough to strip the paint off the walls. It was all I cold do to pretend I didn't notice, and to keep class going!
            Everything will be ok in the end. If it's not ok, it's not the end.

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            • #7
              When I 1st started w/ W-M, I was unloading trucks overnight; one of our crew, a young kid named Brett, had a 'problem'; he fueled it with nightly trips to Taco Bell.

              One night, January in NE Indiana, it was 20deg F, and a blizzard was coming; snow an inch an hour was starting up as we started pulling pallet stacks in the back door. We had to wait a moment outside for some stupid reason that I no longer remember, in the snow and blow.
              All of the sudden, Brett started smiling. SBD, his specialty!
              It LINGERED in the face of a 15-mph wind!
              There was no cure for Brett.

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              • #8
                Quoth bigpedaler View Post
                There was no cure for Brett.
                One (1) Cork, Extra-Large; Generally used for temporarily sealing barrel bungholes.

                One (1) Twenty-pound sledgehammer

                Directions: Apply as needed.
                The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
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                • #9
                  Quoth Geek King View Post
                  One (1) Cork, Extra-Large; Generally used for temporarily sealing barrel bungholes.

                  One (1) Twenty-pound sledgehammer

                  Directions: Apply as needed.
                  Hmm, personally I'd suggest a concrete enema. (warning, does exactly what it says on the tin)
                  A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                  • #10
                    concrete enema. (warning, does exactly what it says on the tin)
                    first time I heard of klismaphiliac. also, a ping-pong ball was involved?!?!

                    I remember in 8th grade a really pretty girl farted in school. She then addressed the boy behind her by name "fuck me, Clyde!" Ok.
                    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                    I wish porn had subtitles.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                      first time I heard of klismaphiliac. also, a ping-pong ball was involved?!?!
                      Well, I suppose if you've gone so far, you might as well go the whole hog
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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