This one bears sharing due to the humor of it.
I had a customer transfered over the technical support queue who was having troubles making calls. As my first part of troubleshooting I always have customers make a call out and tell me if they are getting an error message. This guys phone works just fine.
Customer: Damn you're good.
Me: Yeah, I figured out was wrong before I even knew you were being transfered and fixed it.
Customer: (very sarcastic tone) Ooh you have ESP *chuckles*
Me: Of course its a job requirement here.
Customer: Any chance I could get the winning lotto numbers for tonight?
Me: If I knew that would I be working here?
Customer: Damn, worth a shot. Have a good one.
Me: You too.
I had a customer transfered over the technical support queue who was having troubles making calls. As my first part of troubleshooting I always have customers make a call out and tell me if they are getting an error message. This guys phone works just fine.
Customer: Damn you're good.
Me: Yeah, I figured out was wrong before I even knew you were being transfered and fixed it.
Customer: (very sarcastic tone) Ooh you have ESP *chuckles*
Me: Of course its a job requirement here.

Customer: Any chance I could get the winning lotto numbers for tonight?
Me: If I knew that would I be working here?
Customer: Damn, worth a shot. Have a good one.
Me: You too.