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  • Can I speak to an Adult?

    I got this little gem within a minute after I walked into work. Now, you guys know I work at a hotel and have one of the longest opening lines in existance.

    Me: Pissed for a reason
    LOP: Lady oh Phone, or herein refered to in my head as "Deaf and Stupid Bitch"

    Me: Good afternoon, thank you for calling <Hotel> this is EQ, how can I help you?
    LOP: Hi, I'm calling from <mountain magazine? I didn't quite catch it>. Can I speak to an adult?
    Me: ...I am an Adult and listen carefully. You're calling a Business. Please take us off your calling list.

    *cue the phone slamming and releasing the call*

    I told my co-worker Mr M about it before he left his shift, he thought it was funny.

    I do NOT sound like a child on the phone; only when I'm tired! When I'm at work, I drop my voice an octave because I'm told that my bubbly side leaches through and I sound much younger then I am. But I'm not tired.

    I may have been a Sucky Employee. You be the judge.
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

  • #2
    I agree with M, it was funny. whether or not you were sucky would depend on if there was something weird your voice did to make you sound young

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    • #3
      If I was sucky, the dummy on the other end deserved it.
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #4
        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
        If I was sucky, the dummy on the other end deserved it.
        Little girl.. Does your MOMMY know you are on the Internet??

        er

        ah..

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        • #5
          *throws marshmellows at Crazeyal*

          Poor EQ...we hunt the lady down together, ya?

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          • #6
            @ CrazyAl: RAWR! *pounces and tortures*

            Sure Aethian, I would adore that!

            Oddly enough, did you know I have a teddy bear with the same name as your screen name? It was a present my EX gave to me and I just never gave him back.
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #7
              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              @ CrazyAl: RAWR! *pounces and tortures*
              To quote the late, great George Pepard..

              "I love it when a plan comes together.."





              lil to the left..

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              • #8
                You're such a dirty old man, Al.
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                • #9
                  I'M NOT OLD!!!

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                  • #10
                    *rubs ears*

                    Yes you are.
                    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                    • #11
                      Eh?

                      SPEAK UP MISSY!!

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                      • #12


                        I SAID I HAVE A COLD.
                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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                        • #13
                          WHAT?? You're feeling a little BOLD???
                          The report button - not just for decoration

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                          • #14
                            EQ, what you should have told them was "I'm sorry ma'am, no adults work here" just to see what she would have said.
                            If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                            • #15
                              Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                              EQ, what you should have told them was "I'm sorry ma'am, no adults work here" just to see what she would have said.
                              Really, I get it more often then you would think. I may say that next time.
                              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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