I got this little gem within a minute after I walked into work. Now, you guys know I work at a hotel and have one of the longest opening lines in existance.
Me: Pissed for a reason
LOP: Lady oh Phone, or herein refered to in my head as "Deaf and Stupid Bitch"
Me: Good afternoon, thank you for calling <Hotel> this is EQ, how can I help you?
LOP: Hi, I'm calling from <mountain magazine? I didn't quite catch it>. Can I speak to an adult?
Me:
...I am an Adult and listen carefully. You're calling a Business. Please take us off your calling list.
*cue the phone slamming and releasing the call*
I told my co-worker Mr M about it before he left his shift, he thought it was funny.
I do NOT sound like a child on the phone; only when I'm tired! When I'm at work, I drop my voice an octave because I'm told that my bubbly side leaches through and I sound much younger then I am. But I'm not tired.
I may have been a Sucky Employee. You be the judge.
Me: Pissed for a reason
LOP: Lady oh Phone, or herein refered to in my head as "Deaf and Stupid Bitch"
Me: Good afternoon, thank you for calling <Hotel> this is EQ, how can I help you?
LOP: Hi, I'm calling from <mountain magazine? I didn't quite catch it>. Can I speak to an adult?
Me:


*cue the phone slamming and releasing the call*
I told my co-worker Mr M about it before he left his shift, he thought it was funny.

I do NOT sound like a child on the phone; only when I'm tired! When I'm at work, I drop my voice an octave because I'm told that my bubbly side leaches through and I sound much younger then I am. But I'm not tired.
I may have been a Sucky Employee. You be the judge.
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