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Plaidman makes a hard choice.
So its early morning. A trucker comes in, with a tiny dog. I guess the corporation was recently hit with health ispection violations over dogs. Before we've been prett lenient over animails. But they've sent a big memo stating no animals. So I tell him, can't have the dog in the store.
However, he just found it near the freeway. The dog has tags. Can I call the owner possible?
Its 3:40 am. However, any dog owner would love to know where their dog is, right? So I take the cause. I call the owner.
Dog Owner: ... fine. I'll see what I can do.
La. La. La. La. La. 10 minutates later, nothing. I call her again. Now she screams at me. She has no-way of getting there. She lives in X town. I tell her legally I can't have the dog here. I'll have to call the police. Now she really screams at me. Another customer, (A taxi-driver!) offers to get the dog across our Portland, to her city, Milwaukie, for 20 bucks. A lost for the taxi owner, but a good deal right'? Not good enough for the owner of the dog. She has no money to give. Whatever.
So I call the police. They can't help, but they do give me a few numbers to try. I try. Animal control. Animal shelter. All closed.
Its been over an hour. I can't legally have the dog in the store. The owner doesn't really give a shit it seems. I have no rope or lease to tie the dog. I had to take the hard choice, and let the dog go. He runs off.
Naturally, later this morning, the owner comes. Demanding her dog. I tell her I had to let him go. Much more screaming at how stupid retard ugly blah blah blah i am. Again., Legality, and she didn't seem to care when I call her. SHe again screams atm e for calling her at 4 in the morning. SHe leaves, driving off leaving tire tracks in my parking lot.
Natuarlly I see the dog running by later.
It does have a somewhat happy ending. The lady came through, sees her dog, gets him, and flips me off as she drives by.
However, he just found it near the freeway. The dog has tags. Can I call the owner possible?
Its 3:40 am. However, any dog owner would love to know where their dog is, right? So I take the cause. I call the owner.
Dog Owner: ... fine. I'll see what I can do.
La. La. La. La. La. 10 minutates later, nothing. I call her again. Now she screams at me. She has no-way of getting there. She lives in X town. I tell her legally I can't have the dog here. I'll have to call the police. Now she really screams at me. Another customer, (A taxi-driver!) offers to get the dog across our Portland, to her city, Milwaukie, for 20 bucks. A lost for the taxi owner, but a good deal right'? Not good enough for the owner of the dog. She has no money to give. Whatever.
So I call the police. They can't help, but they do give me a few numbers to try. I try. Animal control. Animal shelter. All closed.
Its been over an hour. I can't legally have the dog in the store. The owner doesn't really give a shit it seems. I have no rope or lease to tie the dog. I had to take the hard choice, and let the dog go. He runs off.
Naturally, later this morning, the owner comes. Demanding her dog. I tell her I had to let him go. Much more screaming at how stupid retard ugly blah blah blah i am. Again., Legality, and she didn't seem to care when I call her. SHe again screams atm e for calling her at 4 in the morning. SHe leaves, driving off leaving tire tracks in my parking lot.
Natuarlly I see the dog running by later.
It does have a somewhat happy ending. The lady came through, sees her dog, gets him, and flips me off as she drives by.
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