How not to throw a house party

[crazylegs]

Really, how not to do it.

1) Be 15
2) Invite '10' friends
3) Have a father who is a Police Officer
4) Who is away on leave celebrating his wedding anniversery with his wife (your mother)
5) At a £200/night hotel
6) 3 Hours drive away
7) Allowing said party to have 70 people there
8) Meaning the police are called
9) Make your grandmother clear the revellers out
10) Make your neighbour rant/rave/scream at the kids as they pile out of the house
11) Allow your grandmother to find two girls and a chap (all aged about 15) in various states of undress in an upstairs room

If you tick all of the above you may be the job I attended recently!

[Aethian]

*giggles* Nice.

[Chanlin]

There was a time when I would have been surprised to read about something like this....

[Becks]

What? No alcohol?

[crazylegs]

My apologies, there was *tons* of booze.

A fair amount was seized (and destroyed) by my good self!

[Becks]

Ah, so all was well for the party of fail.

[the_std]

Yeah, destroyed by your stomach and liver, I have no doubt.

[Darkwish]

I would have made sure I was well on my way out of the country before said parents got home if I was that kid.

Not the worst I've heard about, but still sucks for the parents having their getaway ruined by the brat.

[crazylegs]

Yeah, destroyed by your stomach and liver, I have no doubt.

Harumph!

Nah, all booze seized either has to be destroyed infront of the 'young person' or entered into the property register (I prefer option a, it's a lot less paperwork).

[Evil Queen]

Harumph!

Nah, all booze seized either has to be destroyed infront of the 'young person' or entered into the property register (I prefer option a, it's a lot less paperwork).

Why's the Rum gone?!?

[crazylegs]

Why's the Rum gone?!?

Err, rum, what rum...?

[Emrld]

because my dear Capt' Jack - you drank it all.

or did I start a bon fire with it???????

[AccountingDrone]

geez, i am such a fucking slacker ... the only party I ever threw when my parents were gone when I was 14 was a dinner pary for 10 people for my birthday ... I am an october baby so I had a costume party. I broke out the good china, made lots of finger food buffet stuff and we had a blast watching cheesy horror movies all night. I am not sure which channel it was, but it was 1975 and it was an all aftenoon and evening Elvira thing.

*sigh*