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    I was bored one day and decided to come up with some nicknames for prices. Such as:
    11.11= picket fence
    22.22=dancing girls
    33.33=forest
    44.44=foreplay
    Let's see some more!
    I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • #2
    Quoth scroob View Post
    I was bored one day and decided to come up with some nicknames for prices. Such as:
    11.11= picket fence

    Let's see some more!
    It could also be "two sets of legs"

    Yes, I have played some Bingo before.

    88.88-4 fat ladies.
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    • #3
      $12.34 - counting
      $2.58 or $25.80 - right down the middle (on the credit card machine's keypad)

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      • #4
        77.77=4 fishermen
        I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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        • #5
          $7.77= Jackpot
          $6.66= utah legislature
          $5.55= dominoes
          $47.58= flight attendent (inside thing with our hotel)
          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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          • #6
            Two I would often say out loud to customers - "pi" and "circle" for $3.14 and $3.60.

            "pi please."



            "Three fourteen please sir."

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            • #7
              $99.99 - "Go buy a lottery ticket."

              Seriously, in the seven years I've worked at my store, I've seen that total come up THREE TIMES. Including tax.

              Even funnier, the third and most recent time, I was on the express register, right by our Virginia Lottery machine.

              Me: *sees total* "Whoa."
              Customer: *sees total* "What, seriously?"
              Me: "Would you like to buy a lottery ticket?"
              Customer: "...sure! $1 on Mega-Millions, please!"
              PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.

              There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!

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              • #8
                Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
                $99.99 - "Go buy a lottery ticket."

                Seriously, in the seven years I've worked at my store, I've seen that total come up THREE TIMES. Including tax.

                Even funnier, the third and most recent time, I was on the express register, right by our Virginia Lottery machine.

                Me: *sees total* "Whoa."
                Customer: *sees total* "What, seriously?"
                Me: "Would you like to buy a lottery ticket?"
                Customer: "...sure! $1 on Mega-Millions, please!"
                did they win?
                If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                • #9
                  Quoth sms001 View Post
                  Two I would often say out loud to customers - "pi" and "circle" for $3.14 and $3.60.

                  "pi please."



                  "Three fourteen please sir."

                  As a customer, my response would be "I understand that pi is 3.141519, how can i give you .1519 of a cent?"
                  Otaku

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                  • #10
                    Quoth prb View Post
                    As a customer, my response would be "I understand that pi is 3.141519, how can i give you .1519 of a cent?"
                    No, THIS is Pi.
                    <Insert clever signature here>

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
                      No, THIS is Pi.
                      Actually, that isn't complete
                      Otaku

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                      • #12
                        Quoth prb View Post
                        As a customer, my response would be "I understand that pi is 3.141519, how can i give you .1519 of a cent?"
                        Same way you give the gas station 9/10ths of a cent - round up in my favor!

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                        • #13
                          $20.20=perfection
                          $18.18=2 legal chicks
                          $21.21=2 drunks
                          I am the commander commando!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                          • #14
                            $69.69=Double your pleasure, double your fun.

                            /dives right into the gutter
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              $The current price of gas = Bend over and take it like a man.

                              B
                              "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
                              I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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