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Well, today started off on a very,very crappy note.
Hey, lets get black mold!
The meat department girls decided to clean the cage, which is where they keep all the cleaning supplies.
T: Hey bagboy, could you help us?
BB: sure.
S: Go get the gray plastic carrier.
So, I did. Then, I see the mold. It's BLACK mold. I ask.
BB: hey T, is this black mold?
T: Yeah, why?
BB: This shit can KILL you.
T: Shit, really, We don't even have breathing masks here any more.
BB: Well,not to be the health inspector or nothing, but I think we all have to work on this together to remove it.
So, after about 5 or 6 trips with the palstic dumpster, my head was spinning.
O! get your ass out there on carts!
I like O. O is a cool courtesy clerk. V, however hates him
V: O, what are you doing in here?
O: I was going outside.
V: You better, Bagboy shouldn't have to be outside by himself. Shame on you.
O:
V: Go on! Git.
So, are you always in a crappy mood?
V for some reason, was in a really bad mood today.
V: What the hell are you doing E?
E: picking up the kitty litter in the ashtray outside.
V: You better, because if I have to smell those goddamn cigarette butts anymore, I'll go mad.
E: Ok.
a little while later.
V: Deligirls, what is this?
DG: It's a spill, Bagboy was cleaning it up.
V: OMG
Oh NO! Bagboy better get outside where its rainy and nasty, and I don't care if the spill is picked up.
Bagboy, you can't have candy if you're going to the USAF.
Radical Girl, who is an office checker believes she is so high and mighty, doesn't she?
RG: Bagboy, you can't have any candy.
BB: why not? It's only a piece.
RG: It will just make you fat, probably fatter than you really are.
BB: So, why can't I have a piece?
RG: Because soldiers aren't allowed to have candy, it makes them kill innocent babies.
BB:
All I've got.
Hey, lets get black mold!
The meat department girls decided to clean the cage, which is where they keep all the cleaning supplies.
T: Hey bagboy, could you help us?
BB: sure.
S: Go get the gray plastic carrier.
So, I did. Then, I see the mold. It's BLACK mold. I ask.
BB: hey T, is this black mold?
T: Yeah, why?
BB: This shit can KILL you.
T: Shit, really, We don't even have breathing masks here any more.
BB: Well,not to be the health inspector or nothing, but I think we all have to work on this together to remove it.
So, after about 5 or 6 trips with the palstic dumpster, my head was spinning.
O! get your ass out there on carts!
I like O. O is a cool courtesy clerk. V, however hates him
V: O, what are you doing in here?
O: I was going outside.
V: You better, Bagboy shouldn't have to be outside by himself. Shame on you.
O:
V: Go on! Git.
So, are you always in a crappy mood?
V for some reason, was in a really bad mood today.
V: What the hell are you doing E?
E: picking up the kitty litter in the ashtray outside.
V: You better, because if I have to smell those goddamn cigarette butts anymore, I'll go mad.
E: Ok.
a little while later.
V: Deligirls, what is this?
DG: It's a spill, Bagboy was cleaning it up.
V: OMG
Oh NO! Bagboy better get outside where its rainy and nasty, and I don't care if the spill is picked up.Bagboy, you can't have candy if you're going to the USAF.
Radical Girl, who is an office checker believes she is so high and mighty, doesn't she?
RG: Bagboy, you can't have any candy.
BB: why not? It's only a piece.
RG: It will just make you fat, probably fatter than you really are.
BB: So, why can't I have a piece?
RG: Because soldiers aren't allowed to have candy, it makes them kill innocent babies.
BB:
All I've got.
(Choke pun fully and knowledgeably intended.)
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