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    I was on the box office tonight.

    Two women are buying tickets, I ask them if they want to sit in the middle or by the aisle.

    First Woman, to her friend: "Where do you want to sit?"
    Second woman: "I don't mind."
    W1: "Will you need the loo?"
    W2: "I'll manage."
    W1, laughing: "How's your bladder control."
    Without realising it, I am :
    W1: "We made him blush."

    We all laughed.
    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

  • #2
    aw that's cute

    i take it they didn't order any extra large sodas then eh?

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    • #3
      Assigned seats in a movie? That is a new one to me.
      Sorry they made you blush . . .but at least the enjoyment of others was taken into consideration.

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      • #4
        Quoth Emrld View Post
        Assigned seats in a movie? That is a new one to me.
        There's a theater in, IIRC, Medicine Hat, Alberta... an older theater, that dates back to vaudeville days, though it was converted over to movies when they became popular, and is currently a mix of movies and live-action plays. Anyway, the theater had seats that were offset from each other, so the middle of one seat was directly in front of the armrest of the seat behind it, and directly behind the armrest in front of it. Being from the vaudeville days, yes, they had assigned seating (they even kept the stub assignment booklet from Gone With the Wind).

        The part that I found intersting was the ends of the rows. Because the rows were offset from each other, at the ends they had one large seat with two seat numbers, and yes, if the house filled up, they sold both seats. They were quite proud to mention that there was at least one marriage from strangers ending up on the ends of the rows...

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