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  • We're installing a moat around our department

    Well, we wish we could. Or at least install a lock for the door.

    It's the last working day before our new site goes live. The site, overall, looks great. There are some sub-pages that need new copy, but it's fine for now. New copy is part of Phase II, scheduled to be completed in January. The main pages have new copy, new content, new features, new art, very chic. We've re-written all the copy that reflects an outdated membership model, so nothing on the site directly contradicts anything else (for once.) And again, it's not only the Friday before Christmas, but the last working day before the site goes live.

    So of course, this is the day that my old boss, head of the Member Services department, chooses to flip out over the old copy, demand new copy, and refuse to accept the whole "Phase II" plan.

    Now, I'll give her this: in the past, when things have been put off, they have never gotten done. But that's the past. The same team that got this great new site up and running in less than 4 weeks will be doing Phase II. It's on our schedules. We're currently putting together a plan of how to achieve it on time and up to our standards.

    But no, old boss must still come in, throw a hissy fit in our office, wave the copy that she wrote (which stinks) around, and insist that it gets fixed today. And yell at the IT team in the hallway. Loud enough for the whole office to hear.

    Anybody got some spare pirhanas for the moat?
    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

    My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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    No, but maybe I can give you the guy who'll wave his private parts at her aunties and fart in her general direction, and tell her to go away before he taunts her a second time.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      I have a BB gun loaded with rock salt. Aim for the fatty parts to make it sting more, without causing harm.

      (Again, I don't condone violence, Cs.com doesn't condone violence, but a healthy fantasy life and outlet of mental mayhem is perfectly fine)

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      • #4
        When the moat is complete, I'll upgrade it by adding alligators. ^_^
        Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...

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        • #5
          Old boss? So no power over you, right?

          Take the old boss' copy, make some show of looking at it, then give it back to her and proclaim, "This stinks on ice. No thanks, we'll stick to the plan."

          She'll either be stunned and leave, or explode right there. Probably in a fine mist of mental anti-matter. Win-win.
          The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
          "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
          Hoc spatio locantur.

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