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  • So. Remember the Blah Inn?

    Or maybe it was the Dreadful Inn. I don't recall what made-up name I gave the last hotel where I worked. Some may recall, however, the hell I went through at that hotel and the hotel before it, which was owned by the same family. The same boss, even, because we all packed up and moved from one to the other when the hotels got traded between family members.

    Although, speaking of recalling, I recall vividly working those 56 hour weeks and having my check split into two so that the bosses wouldn't have to pay me overtime. This went on for some time.

    Now, rather than recalling the past, let us instead ponder the present situation which is this: after several years of not paying overtime to any employee and splitting checks expressly to avoid doing so, my old bosses finally drew the attention of the IRS, which audited them with a meat hook. The result? I walked away from a meeting today with my old boss with two checks (one from the old hotel and one from the one we moved to) totaling just under $2000. Granted, about $1100 goes right back to the bosses for rent my roommate never paid when we rented a house from them, but still it's more than I had yesterday.

    Also, while we were getting caught up and discussing the state of things today, I learned that paranormal activity has continued unabated at the old hotel. Perhaps the most frightening thing to happen in Rm 113, abode of the dead lady, was a guest pulling back the comforter to discover snakes in the bed.

    Meanwhile, at the new hotel, a haunting was narrowly thwarted not long ago because the suicide attempt was foiled: A young black* man checked in and went to the room, then called down to the desk later that afternoon. He requested that the clerk on duty call 911. She did, but the 911 operator demanded more details about the alleged emergency before she would agree to send anyone to the scene.

    The desk clerk went up to the room and knocked on the door, and the man answered. When he refused to tell her what was wrong, she told him she was going to force the lock and open the door. He told her not to, but she did, and discovered that he had, rather than slashing, shot through his wrist with a gun he'd brought along. He'd spread a Bible and family photographs out on a table, and was sitting there gushing blood over it all.

    Long story short, emergency medical care managed to arrive in time and he was taken away for a nice stay in the hospital. Later, his mother called to thank the desk clerk and explain the situation. Turns out he'd failed an important course at college and just couldn't face the prospect of not graduating. Why he chose our hotel I have no idea. I'm just glad that his attempt at turning himself into a ghost failed. A bloody suicide is not what any hotel needs, and it's not what anybody anywhere wants. By contrast, the ghost at the old hotel was the product of a much more peaceful suicide -- a woman overdosed on sleeping pills and never woke up, surrounded by flickering candles and lulled to sleep by the sound of a jacuzzi whose water had been scattered with rose petals.

    (*detail provided to help readers develop a better mental image)
    Drive it like it's a county car.

  • #2
    Is this the same boss who was recently begging you to come back? Are they still doing after this?

    Rapscallion

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    • #3
      Yes, this is the boss who begged me to come back. The boss, in fact, who spent a considerable amount of time when I saw her asking me to work just one day a week for her now.

      I can hardly blame her. Since I quit, three of the people she hired ended up in jail and a fourth was placed in a mental institution.

      Of course I still refused to come back.
      Drive it like it's a county car.

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      • #4
        Christmas money, woot!
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          So she wants you back, but not badly enough to not deduct rent your roommate defaulted on?
          "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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          • #6
            Quoth cinema guy View Post
            So she wants you back, but not badly enough to not deduct rent your roommate defaulted on?
            That would be about the size of it. Money before all is my former boss' mantra.
            Drive it like it's a county car.

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            • #7
              All I can do is twitch.
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #8
                He told her not to, but she did, and discovered that he had, rather than slashing, shot through his wrist with a gun he'd brought along.
                Now that's a new one for me, I thought I'd heard them all for suicides.
                If I dropped everybody who occasionally said something stupid from my list of potential partners, I wouldn’t even be able to masturbate

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                • #9
                  Have you considered telling this person that they ABUSED you, overworked you, underpaid you, and did so for as long as they could get away with it? That you WILL NEVER go back to work for them, because they are TERRIBLE people? You'll still get excuses and pleadings like you never said anything, but you'll feel LOADS better...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Nyoibo View Post
                    Now that's a new one for me, I thought I'd heard them all for suicides.
                    Reading back over that, it appears to be death by comma, actually. I'm bad to do that sometimes.

                    Quoth Crazeyal View Post
                    Have you considered telling this person that they ABUSED you, overworked you, underpaid you, and did so for as long as they could get away with it? That you WILL NEVER go back to work for them, because they are TERRIBLE people? You'll still get excuses and pleadings like you never said anything, but you'll feel LOADS better...
                    What I've been doing is simply refusing whenever she asks me to come work for her again. I refuse repeatedly, in fact, because she asks. And asks. And asks. And asks. And asks... She asked me to come back "just one day a week" when I went to get the checks.

                    Who could blame her really, though? Since I left last November, two of the people she hired to replace me were put in prison on drug charges, one went to jail for drunk driving, and one was institutionalized in a state mental hospital. But no matter. When she asked me to come back just one day a week, I cheerfully refused and went on my way. There's not enough money in the world, frankly.
                    Drive it like it's a county car.

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                    • #11
                      I want to hear more about this person who was institutionalized. Did the ghosts do it, or was it something else?

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                      • #12
                        with two checks
                        the irony being that their original issue was using two checks to avoid paying overtime....


                        and wtf, 911 shouldn't ahve delayed like that.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Eireann View Post
                          I want to hear more about this person who was institutionalized. Did the ghosts do it, or was it something else?
                          I don't know any details other than that their parents had to put them in there.

                          Quoth PepperElf View Post
                          and wtf, 911 shouldn't ahve delayed like that.
                          I and my former boss agree.
                          Drive it like it's a county car.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth hauntedheadnc View Post
                            That would be about the size of it. Money before all is my former boss' mantra.
                            Eugene Krabs was your boss?
                            "I call murder on that!"

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