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  • #1

    Answering the phone = having sex

    Don't Answer The Phone reminded me of a weird phone situation i had at work once in virginia.

    we almost always ignored the supervisor's (F) phone, even though it was usually just a few feet away from us. (seriously, you could cross the length of the shop in less than 5 seconds).

    Why? Because his wife (FW) would call and a woman answered, well then F must be having sex with her, and then he'd have to deal with FW's accusations.


    The big irony...
    F found out that FW had been the one cheating... DNA test confirmed that at least one of the kids wasn't his.
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    Quoth PepperElf View Post
    [url=http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=40047]The big irony...
    F found out that FW had been the one cheating... DNA test confirmed that at least one of the kids wasn't his.
    Actually, that's quite common - the one doing the cheating gets paranoid and assumes the other person is doing the same. They can then justify what they are doing because the other person 'must be doing it too'. Then they try to catch that person in the act and make ridiculous accusations, etc. Welcome to the cognitive dissonance of the human mind.

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    • #3
      Quoth PepperElf View Post
      Answering the phone = having sex

      I must be having sex all day then.

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      • #4
        Quoth PepperElf View Post
        Answering the phone = having sex
        Quoth Amina516 View Post
        I must be having sex all day then.
        Me too. Oh, baby, tell me about your connection issues. Left click for me. That's right. Let's map a remote drive together. Make Babbage proud.
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        • #5
          Quoth Geek King View Post
          Me too. Oh, baby, tell me about your connection issues. Left click for me. That's right. Let's map a remote drive together. Make Babbage proud.

          I must also be having sex all day then. Which, I would not mind at all. Why, well dummy. It is because "Me so horny"
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          • #6
            By either measure, my sex life is practically non-existent.

            Perhaps this is because I live in a different country to my daughter and her mother...

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            • #7
              Holy crap, then that means I've had sex 42 times this morning!

              I am sooo not getting paid enough.
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              • #8
                Quoth Chromatix View Post
                By either measure, my sex life is practically non-existent.

                Perhaps this is because I live in a different country to my daughter and her mother...
                I'm sorry. Do you get to see them now and then?
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                • #9
                  Quoth Geek King View Post
                  Me too. Oh, baby, tell me about your connection issues. Left click for me. That's right. Let's map a remote drive together. Make Babbage proud.
                  you have caused me to have a rule 1 violation

                  Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                  Holy crap, then that means I've had sex 42 times this morning!

                  I am sooo not getting paid enough.
                  only 42 times... EQ, you are such a lightweight, I clocked in 128 times once when I was at the call center (which is appropriate for this post because all the people calling in that day were people who were getting screwed by the New York airports).
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                  • #10
                    Quoth wagegoth View Post
                    I'm sorry. Do you get to see them now and then?
                    Not as often as I'd prefer. It's mostly about logistics though - I just don't have the resources to travel very often, and it'd be too disruptive to move them over here.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      Holy crap, then that means I've had sex 42 times this morning!

                      I am sooo not getting paid enough.
                      I think that makes you a whore.

                      I still love you, though.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                        Holy crap, then that means I've had sex 42 times this morning!

                        I am sooo not getting paid enough.
                        Your getting laid 42 times in one morning and you want to be paid as well?

                        I'm in the wrong job!
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Gerrinson View Post
                          Actually, that's quite common - the one doing the cheating gets paranoid and assumes the other person is doing the same....
                          That was almost exactly what I was going to say!

                          But that's kind of strange though to automatically assume, at work, that the person's sleeping with them -- even given that.

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                          • #14
                            It's good old-fashioned projection. The guiltier you are, the guiltier you think others are.

                            It doesn't really matter how nonsensical the situation would have to be for your accusations to be true because you're really blaming yourself, not the accused.

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                            • #15
                              well... i guess that makes me a tease.
                              cos lately i've been ignoring the phone when i don't recognize the number

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