So Which is Worse?

[DaDairyDruid]

For Christmas eve day at work we had a Potluck, where employees brought dishes to share. I made my famous Crock Pot Chili

When I took a break, one of the office checkers was getting some and said

OC: I bet <awesome Office checker K> made this
Me: No, I did
OC: really? well it looks good. Wait, what did you put in this?
Me: Arsenic.
OC: I don't care about that... what kind of meat did you use?

Apparently she has an aversion to venison and was more worried I had made the chili with that.

and no I didnt really put poison in the chili... jeez

[Lingering Grin]

Shoulda made it interesting and make Rattlesnake Chili.
I've seen that before..

Someone eating it:

"Wow this is really good, but it's different, Is this made with pork?"

Person who made:

"Not Quite"

()
"Oh, what is it?"

()
It's called Rattlesnake Chili...what do you think it is?


The look on their face is great


(Btw, rattlesnake is yummy )

[Dips]

I love conversations like that. People who have an agenda so seldom listen...

One of my research jobs was for the pediatric neurology department at a teaching hospital. We were trying to find a common gene among autistic savant children. The boss took patients' blood samples from which we harvested DNA to analyze. [Long story short; we didn't find squat. But anyway...]

Lady with agenda (LA): So what do you do for a living?

Me: I work in a genetic research lab.

LA: Are you one of those people who does experiments on animals?

Me: No. We do all of our experiments on human children. [Yes. I was kidding.]

LA: Oh. Well. That's OK. [No. She was not kidding.]

Me: