This....person....comes to the door, and bangs on the glass. Hard. My coworker is in the back, unloading her bag and coat, so I go to the door and crack it, to ask him how I can help him. He pushes his way in, and starts asking 'what wine you got' - to which I say 'I'm sorry, but I'm not quite sure what you mean. Could you clarify?'
At which point, I get a whiff of his breath, and the yeasty BEER smell coming off of him. Not terribly difficult, as the 6ft-something man was INCHES from my face. I stepped back behind the tasting counter, and asked if he'd been drinking.
The Cast
Me: Your local, lovely, (white) wine pseudo-expert
CW: My gorgeous, friendly, (black) co-worker.
DSP: Drunk Scary (black) Person
The Play
DSP: Yeah, and so?
Me: I'm sorry, I can't sell alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person.
DSP: Yo, give me your mos' 'spensive wine.
Me: I'm sorry, I can't sell alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person. *gestures to WARNING poster saying just that*
DSP: Wat?
Me: I'm sorry, but I can't sell alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person.
DSP starts to get visibly upset and starts ranting at me.
DSP: What book you get that from? Huh? Where'd you learn that?
CW: I'm sorry, but we can't sell alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person.
DSP: You're gonna be like that too?
Me: I'm sorry, sir, but you need to leave now.
He got right up in my face, at which point I started moving towards the counter, to grab the phone if necessary.
DSP: Just sell me some wine, damnit!
Me: Sir, you need to leave.
DSP: What? No, I'm not leaving!
Me & CW: Sir, you need to leave now.
Me: We are not selling you wine, and you are currently trespassing. I will call the police.
DSP: I'm not 'fraid of no cops! Go ahead and call them!
I walked to the phone, grabbed it, and started dialing 911. At that point, he got the idea, and stormed out, cursing both of us and calling us various race- and gender-based names.
Wasn't that fun, boys 'n' girls?
Next time, I trust my instincts, and I don't even crack the door for someone I don't trust. I hate it when scumbags masquerade as potentially decent customers.
At which point, I get a whiff of his breath, and the yeasty BEER smell coming off of him. Not terribly difficult, as the 6ft-something man was INCHES from my face. I stepped back behind the tasting counter, and asked if he'd been drinking.
The Cast
Me: Your local, lovely, (white) wine pseudo-expert

CW: My gorgeous, friendly, (black) co-worker.
DSP: Drunk Scary (black) Person
The Play
DSP: Yeah, and so?
Me: I'm sorry, I can't sell alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person.
DSP: Yo, give me your mos' 'spensive wine.
Me: I'm sorry, I can't sell alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person. *gestures to WARNING poster saying just that*
DSP: Wat?
Me: I'm sorry, but I can't sell alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person.
DSP starts to get visibly upset and starts ranting at me.
DSP: What book you get that from? Huh? Where'd you learn that?
CW: I'm sorry, but we can't sell alcohol to a visibly intoxicated person.
DSP: You're gonna be like that too?
Me: I'm sorry, sir, but you need to leave now.
He got right up in my face, at which point I started moving towards the counter, to grab the phone if necessary.
DSP: Just sell me some wine, damnit!
Me: Sir, you need to leave.
DSP: What? No, I'm not leaving!
Me & CW: Sir, you need to leave now.
Me: We are not selling you wine, and you are currently trespassing. I will call the police.
DSP: I'm not 'fraid of no cops! Go ahead and call them!
I walked to the phone, grabbed it, and started dialing 911. At that point, he got the idea, and stormed out, cursing both of us and calling us various race- and gender-based names.
Wasn't that fun, boys 'n' girls?
Next time, I trust my instincts, and I don't even crack the door for someone I don't trust. I hate it when scumbags masquerade as potentially decent customers.
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