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  • What not to eat at work (slightly embarrassing)

    And I don't mean garlic, onions, or something spicy that could produce fiery breath.

    Yesterday, I picked up some gingerbread cookies that had colored granulated sugar sprinkled on them. I brought them in and was munching on them during my 15 minute break.

    The CSL showed up and immediately observed that I'd better take a look in the mirror.

    The sugar was dyed magenta. To my horror and embarassment, the sugar had smeared all over my mouth and stained my front teeth dark pink. It looked very much like I had lipstick smeared on my mouth.

    Luckily I was able to wash most of the pink off my lips, but the staining on my teeth wouldn't come off (it eventually did come off from just saliva, but it took hours). So I got to walk around for most of the rest of my shift with painfully obvious pink teeth, and jokes from the staff about making out with gingerbread women.

    I took it in stride though, because although it was somewhat embarrassing, it was still funny.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.

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    I would like to know where you work so I can leave you those cookies in your break room. They'll haunt you forever!
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    • #3
      I won't eat Oreos at work.

      Just won't.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        Anything in marinara sauce.

        Spinach salad.

        That is all.

        Not all who wander are lost.

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        • #5
          A Blue dum-dum.

          My tongue is still blue.
          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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          • #6
            Quoth Becks View Post
            I won't eat Oreos at work.

            Just won't.
            On our last Senior Day, the MOD bribed me with the remainder of a package of Oreos if I would take down the folding table the refreshments were on and put it away.

            I went downstairs to do it, and couldn't find the table anyplace. Turned out the store manager came in and took care of it.

            I ate the Oreos anyway. They were the Double Stuf kind. Six of 'em
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            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              I don't think I've ever eaten anything at work that caused this sort of catastrophe. Sometimes when I brought frozen Chinese dinners to eat for my lunch, many of my coworkers would make comments as I warmed it up and ate it. People have lots of varying opinions about Chinese food.

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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post

                I ate the Oreos anyway. They were the Double Stuf kind. Six of 'em
                Ugh. I don't like the DS oreos. Just a bit too much...Stuf.


                Get your minds out of the gutter.
                I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Bella_Vixen View Post
                  Ugh. I don't like the DS oreos. Just a bit too much...Stuf.


                  Get your minds out of the gutter.
                  *giggle/teehee/snort*

                  Too late. ^_~

                  Seriously, I don't think I'd like the double stuffed Oreos. Too much in the middle!
                  Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Becks View Post
                    I won't eat Oreos at work.

                    Just won't.
                    Fine!!! More for me!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Dave1982 View Post

                      jokes from the staff about making out with gingerbread women.
                      gingerbread pussy FTW

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                      • #12
                        Quoth SG15Z View Post
                        Fine!!! More for me!!!!
                        Have at them.
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Evil Queen View Post


                          I would like to know where you work so I can leave you those cookies in your break room. They'll haunt you forever!
                          Trouble is, EQ, if you do that, and people see you leaving the break room, then me leaving the break room with red sugar on my lips, they'll never believe we weren't.....you know
                          "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

                          RIP Plaidman.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Becks View Post
                            Have at them.
                            Yay! I Oreos!!!!!

                            *begins munching*

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