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  • Whaddaya mean we never contact you?

    This post by EQ reminded me of our latest problems with our store cleaning crew.

    We had another corporate visit yesterday. District manager and some other Vaguely Important People. Like most of our corporate visits, this one was a good one except for one thing: The floors were dirty as hell and they weren't going to take it anymore. But we had an excuse of sorts--the floor scrubber is broken. Again. And as a result, the cleaning guy must resort to wet-mopping the salesfloor.

    (See, this is what happens when you outsource the cleaning. The former store maintenance guy, who is now on our morning stock crew, knew how to use every piece of power equipment used for cleaning and could make repairs on them if needed or call somebody himself to have it fixed. With this company, the cleaning people have to call their regional office when things break and they arrange to have it fixed, in nowhere near as timely a manner as we used to get.)

    One of the people on the visit just happened to be in charge of overseeing the cleaning contractor, and he made a bunch of phone calls and he spent a lot of time on musical hold before finally getting to the person who could fix things.

    And this person has the unmitigated gall to tell the corporate suit and our store manager "Why haven't you been telling us there are problems? You never tell us when there's a problem?"

    The hell? Is ignorance necessary to be a manager in a cleaning company? We have constantly been notifying them of problems. We have contacted them when things weren't being done that should've been done. We have contacted them when the cleaning people took it upon themselves to hire their own helpers, and as a result we don't know if the person standing at the door at 5 am is actually supposed to be in the store. We definitely contacted them this fall when the cleaning guy at the time went postal on our morning supervisor and made her afraid to come into work because she feared he'd beat her up or something.

    So what's with this whole "you've left us in the dark" thing?

    And then this morning, the cleaning guy came in grumbling he got torn a new asshole by his supervisor (not that it was undeserved--he's in the store 4 hours each day at most but probably gets paid for 8) and demanded we find him soap to use to mop the floors. Then he got pissy because we weren't dust-mopping the floors in all the departments. That's his job, not ours, and when we have trucks we only dust-mop main aisles when we finish filling because the cleaning guy won't.

    Sigh. We used to have such a clean store. Now it's filthy even on a good day.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

  • #2
    Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
    The floors were dirty as hell and they weren't going to take it anymore.
    Ok, I just have to ask....that's a UHF quote, isn't it?

    "What's in the box?...Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You so stupid!"
    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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    • #3
      Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
      Ok, I just have to ask....that's a UHF quote, isn't it?

      "What's in the box?...Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You so stupid!"
      Give the gal a cookie! *gives cookie*

      Kuni used to be my avatar several avatars ago.
      Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

      "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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      • #4
        Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
        Give the gal a cookie! *gives cookie*

        Kuni used to be my avatar several avatars ago.
        Nice! My family's last name is Weaver, so we spend a lot of time saying "Are you ready, Wea-vah?"

        That, and "I'm thinking of something orange. Orange....orange...give up? It's an orange! Now I'm thinking of something blue...something BLUUUU-uuuue!"

        Maybe that's why we don't get many dinner invitations....
        "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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        • #5
          Ghandi II -- No more Mr. passive resistance!

          Conan the Librarian -- "Don't you know Dewey Decimal System!?"

          I really need to order that movie on DVD.

          <scampers off to Amazon>
          The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
          "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
          Hoc spatio locantur.

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          • #6
            Quoth Geek King View Post
            Conan the Librarian -- "Don't you know Dewey Decimal System!?"
            My dad was a librarian. He wanted a cardboard stand-up of Conan the Librarian SO badly.

            "Did you know that the turtle is nature's suction cup?"

            "Wheel! Of! Fish!"


            "Oooops! Heh Heh, it looks like Bobbo's been eating YAPPY'S DOG TREATS!"
            "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

            My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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            • #7
              "Look up! Look down! Now look at Mr. Frying Pan!" KLUNK.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                "Today we are going to learn how to make plutonium out of common household items"
                Low lie the Fields of Athenry/ Where once we watched the small free birds fly/ Our love was on the wing/ we had dreams and songs to sing/ It's so lonely around the Fields of Athenry

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                • #9
                  Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' BADGERS!
                  The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
                  "Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
                  Hoc spatio locantur.

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                  • #10
                    "Sometimes you gotta look the potato of injustice right in the eye!"
                    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                    My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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                    • #11
                      what movie do i need to watch? cuz seriously thoese quotes sound amazing.
                      My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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                      • #12
                        Quoth monolayth View Post
                        what movie do i need to watch? cuz seriously thoese quotes sound amazing.
                        From earlier in the thread...

                        Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
                        Ok, I just have to ask....that's a UHF quote, isn't it?

                        "What's in the box?...Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid! You so stupid!"

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                        • #13
                          Monolayth: It's a Weird Al movie called UHF. Utterly insane, and abso-frakking-lutely hysterical!


                          "My mop!!!!"

                          "Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs - -all next week on Town Talk."

                          "If you don't come down right now and buy a car, I'm gonna club this baby seal! I'll club a seal to make a better deal, 'cause I'm CRAAAAAZY!"

                          *sits in the corner, giggling happily over silly quotes*
                          "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                          My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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                          • #14
                            "Oh, Joel Miller, you've just found the marble in the oatmeal. You're a lucky, lucky, lucky little boy. 'Cause you know why? You get to drink from... the FIRE HOOOOOSE!

                            "Spatula City, we sell spatulas....and that's all!"

                            Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 01-23-2009, 07:39 PM.
                            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                            • #15
                              "Shut up you little weasel!"

                              "You've tried the rest, now try the best...The 'Plots R Us' Mortuary Service. Remember, there's always plenty of free parking, and don't forget to visit our new salad bar."

                              "Look what I got here, Bob...a twinkie-wiener sandwich, your favorite!"
                              "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

                              My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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