We suffered a tragic loss today . . . turned out our bunches of hanging baskets that were outside on the walkway dried up and died on us.
After lunch, I was up front stocking behind the kiosk, Mouth Almighty and Rochelle are at the front at one of the registers and were talking about the baskets. MA asked what was going to happen to those dead baskets?
Rochelle suggested holding a funeral for them.
So I follow along and ask who could we get to do the eulogy. . .
MA suggests Sarge (our Produce manager.) According to her, if you get Sarge drunk enough, he'll eulogize anything. He won't even notice he's saying goodbye to a bunch of plants.
Rochelle and I looked outside a bit later . . . the baskets were all gone. *sniff* We didn't even get to say a proper goodbye to them.
We are a warped bunch . . . .
After lunch, I was up front stocking behind the kiosk, Mouth Almighty and Rochelle are at the front at one of the registers and were talking about the baskets. MA asked what was going to happen to those dead baskets?
Rochelle suggested holding a funeral for them.

MA suggests Sarge (our Produce manager.) According to her, if you get Sarge drunk enough, he'll eulogize anything. He won't even notice he's saying goodbye to a bunch of plants.

Rochelle and I looked outside a bit later . . . the baskets were all gone. *sniff* We didn't even get to say a proper goodbye to them.
We are a warped bunch . . . .

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