Just got my benefits materials, and tried (and failed) to apply for benefits for next year, because I can't remember my password. I got locked out of the system because I made three unsuccessful logon attempts, which obviously means I'm a hacker.
I can try again in half an hour. Screw it. I'm going to bed instead.
I mean, I only do enrollment once every year. I have no other reason to use that particular website.
This is going to sound horribly un-PC of me, but I make no apologies for saying it: I'll gladly take the loss of a few trees over having to "go green" and do everything via the computer. At least then I'd have access to my own information without having to jump through a thousand blazing security hoops.
Shit, I still can't view my pay statements online because ADP somehow thinks I'm an "unauthorized user" every time I log in with the user name I was assigned and the password I created. I have no clue how much vacation time I have left, and if I can't get that working I won't know until we get to the end of January and I have to use my remaining time or else lose it. I can't even get time to get with a manager and have them walk me through it, to see if I'm entering something wrong or there's a bug with the system.
I think I'm going to have to keep a notebook with all my passwords and the websites they go to. I know you're not supposed to do that, but that's the only way I'll be able to do anything.

I mean, I only do enrollment once every year. I have no other reason to use that particular website.
This is going to sound horribly un-PC of me, but I make no apologies for saying it: I'll gladly take the loss of a few trees over having to "go green" and do everything via the computer. At least then I'd have access to my own information without having to jump through a thousand blazing security hoops.
Shit, I still can't view my pay statements online because ADP somehow thinks I'm an "unauthorized user" every time I log in with the user name I was assigned and the password I created. I have no clue how much vacation time I have left, and if I can't get that working I won't know until we get to the end of January and I have to use my remaining time or else lose it. I can't even get time to get with a manager and have them walk me through it, to see if I'm entering something wrong or there's a bug with the system.
I think I'm going to have to keep a notebook with all my passwords and the websites they go to. I know you're not supposed to do that, but that's the only way I'll be able to do anything.

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