Don't flip them off...

[Plaidman]

So I was at work, waiting on customers when I saw lights flashing. I look outside, and see about five cop cars, pulling over a car in my parking lot. More cops cars are coming, and the guy's keeping his hands out the window. They grab him, handcuff him and haul him away. Then they start searching the car. Me being curious, and after getting rid of a the customers, I go out and asked what happened.

One of the cops searching the car, looked at me for a second, and said

"He flipped me off"

Me, knowing that is likely all I'm gonna get, played with the joke.

"The Bastard! Thats like ten years man!"

A little polite chuckle on their end, and back to searching car.

I have no idea what happened. But fun to watch out a boring day.

[Bright_Star]

You mean he gave the cops "the bird?"

[Green_Fairy]

You mean he gave the cops "the bird?"

don't you know that the bird is the word?

[Iris Kojiro]

don't you know that the bird is the word?

Now that Family Guy episode is stuck in my head.