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  • #1

    "WOW!!! You're OLD!!!"

    Ah.....the innocence of very young children....

    Once again I found myself covering the register, when a guy came through with his 5 year old daughter. I was ringing him out while this conversation took place.

    Daughter: Hi!

    Me: Hi!

    D: You want to know something?

    Me: What?

    D: On Novemeber 22nd, I turned FIVE!!!

    Me: Five! Hey, can you guess how old I turned on September 14th?

    D: No....

    Me: Twenty-SEVEN!

    D: WOW!!!! You're OLD!!!!!!

    Me: Well, one day soon, you'll be 27 and you won't think it's that old.

    Father: That's absolutely right!

    D: My name's Alexis.

    Me: My name is Dave. You have a Merry Christmas, Alexis!

    Alexis: Merry Christmas, Dave!

    And they left.
    "We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural

    RIP Plaidman.
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  • #2
    aww!! kids can be so cute when they're not being bratty
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    • #3
      That is really cute.

      I used to think that my Year 5 teacher was old....(she was about that age) and I was only 9!
      The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        *tick* *tick* *tick* In case you were wondering, that's my biological clock. I love when little kids come through my line.
        "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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        • #5
          You're 27! Dang you're old dude!

          In all seriousness kids say the cutest things sometimes.

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          • #6
            Man, if your old, then i'm ancient, and i'm only 2 years older than you.
            I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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            • #7
              I did that to a coworker. He mistook my calculator for a cellphone and told me that he thought it was "so 1985." I then said I wasn't born back then. I make them all feel old.

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              • #8
                That reminds me of the family that moved next door to me and my son, back in my "single father" days. I was 27 at the time, and he was about 2 1/2.

                The family that moved in was a single mother with four girls. The youngest was a year older than my son, and I think the oldest was 8 or 9. They were all very chatty, but the oldest one was the most talkative. While her sisters were playing with my son, she started talking to me. This is how the conversation went:

                Her: How old are you?

                Me: 27.

                Her: Wow! Are you old?

                Me (grumbling slightly): Not yet.

                Her: Our mom's old. She's 35!
                Sometimes life is altered.
                Break from the ropes your hands are tied.
                Uneasy with confrontation.
                Won't turn out right. Can't turn out right

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                • #9
                  Quoth casey13 View Post
                  I did that to a coworker. He mistook my calculator for a cellphone and told me that he thought it was "so 1985." I then said I wasn't born back then. I make them all feel old.
                  I feel old now.

                  >.> <.<




                  Get off my lawn!

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                  • #10
                    My best friend is 24 I am 29. In my group I am often referred to as "the old man"

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                    • #11
                      You could have told her all the best peoples birthdays are on 22nd of November.I turned 48 then, so I am decrepit on that reckoning.
                      "Light a fire for someone and he will be warm all day,
                      set light to someone and he will be warm for the rest of his life" Sir Samuel Vimes

                      Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      • #12
                        It's scary to think that in 4 months time i'll be 30
                        I am but a tiny, barren, insignificant rock caught in the glorious orbit of your shining sun. Gravekeeper.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Supermarket Slave Girl View Post
                          It's scary to think that in 4 months time i'll be 30
                          I'll trade you. In less than two months I'll be 40.
                          What colour is the sky in your world and how high of a dosage do you need before it turns back to blue? --Gravekeeper

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                          • #14
                            Quoth mharbourgirl View Post
                            I'll trade you. In less than two months I'll be 40.
                            In two years I'll be 60... and it will seem like two months
                            I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
                            Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
                            Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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                            • #15
                              I feel like such a baby now....*is 19*
                              The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                              Now queen of USSR-Land...

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