You know what's really funny?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

When the Muzak guy comes to the swamp to do some tinkering with the PA system, and said tinkering results in absolute silence followed by various Christmas carols booming out the loudspeakers.

silencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilence*JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL, JINGLE BELL ROCK*silencesilencesilencesilencesilence

Everybody in the store:

silencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilences ilencesilence*SANTA BAAAABBBYYYYYYY*silencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilence

Everybody in the store:

silencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilences ilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesi lencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesil encesilencesilencesilencesilencesilenceFELIZ NAVIDAD!silencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilences ilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesilencesi lencesilence

Everybody in the store:
Me:

[RootedPhoenix]

My responses would be and

[Food Lady]

For once, I'm glad we don't have music.

[Green_Fairy]

years ago, when i was working at a dollar tree, there was a glitch in the system...we had christmas music from thanksgiving to about the end of january. i'm...not really a fan of christmas music anymore.

unless it's TSO, and that's just a whole 'nother story.

[Summerfly413]

That happens at my store sometimes. The music won't be working, but then the announcements that come over the music come on, but not all the way.

It'll go "ATTENTION <STORE> SHOPPERS!!!" and then silence....until it happened again. Never found out what we had to pay attention for.

[fireheart]

Oww....

My stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

[Geek King]

Sound like he set a mono to run stereo somehow, so you're only hearing what comes out of the one speaker normally. That, or some kind of wierd short. Pretty funny, though.

[Broomjockey]

Sound like he set a mono to run stereo somehow, so you're only hearing what comes out of the one speaker normally.

Nah, sounds more like he turns off the speakers, tinkers, turns them on, gauges how it's going, turns them off, tinkers, turns them on, gauges how it's going, turns them off, tinkers, turns them on, shits a brick at the volume and scrambles to turn it off, tinkers...