I was an amused onlooker in this one.
Sales today, I was sat next to a chap I'll denote as being called H. The victim of the piece we'll name as P, what with his name being Phil.
H, during a quiet period, asked P if his phone had bluetooth, and indeed it did. A file was transferred.
P: "I don't know what this is."
H: "It's a sound file - you need to play it."
P: "Hmm, oh, yes, looks like I have to..."
Phone: "The uses of the word 'Fuck'. First as a verb, "I'm going to fuck.""
P: "Uh oh. Hey, how do I turn it off?"
H: "What do you mean?"
Phone: "Second use of the word 'Fuck'..."
P: "I'm serious - I don't know how to turn this off!"
Of course, people were beginning to phone us once more by this point, and P's phone kept going on and on about a very rude word.
Laugh? I nearly bought a round.
He did get it under control before any damage was done, but it made my day.
Rapscallion
Sales today, I was sat next to a chap I'll denote as being called H. The victim of the piece we'll name as P, what with his name being Phil.
H, during a quiet period, asked P if his phone had bluetooth, and indeed it did. A file was transferred.
P: "I don't know what this is."
H: "It's a sound file - you need to play it."
P: "Hmm, oh, yes, looks like I have to..."
Phone: "The uses of the word 'Fuck'. First as a verb, "I'm going to fuck.""
P: "Uh oh. Hey, how do I turn it off?"
H: "What do you mean?"
Phone: "Second use of the word 'Fuck'..."
P: "I'm serious - I don't know how to turn this off!"
Of course, people were beginning to phone us once more by this point, and P's phone kept going on and on about a very rude word.
Laugh? I nearly bought a round.
He did get it under control before any damage was done, but it made my day.
Rapscallion
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