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    B***h grabbed me (language)

    So I'm waiting for the bus one day at the other end of <national park public area> and this woman walks up to me and grabs my shirt by the sleeve and stretches it out to read the company logo. "Oh, do you work here?"

    I was too shocked to remove her hand from my person. WHO FUCKING RAISED YOU THAT YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO GRAB A PERFECT STRANGER??? Also, YOU'RE A FUCKING DUMBASS if you think I'm a TOURIST walking around with a NAMETAG!!!

    Some days I just despair for the future of humanity.
    "Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages." - Terry Pratchett
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    (Grabs her bra) "Wow, I can't read that small writing on the tag..."

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      In situations like this and being from northern Canada I like to employ my favourite saying.

      "Ma'am. I'm from the north. I'll hit a bitch" said with the biggest smile ever.

      Seriously. I get the best reactions that way. One time when I was selling cars a lady pulled my name tag off. I fired off that line. Her husband laughed so hard they ended up buying off of me haha

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