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I have three lovely stories today two from my summer job that just wrapped for the season since school is back in the other is from my days at the place that has a big Orange Exclamation point in its signage. Both of these are just really WTF'
Story the first - Tourist are Insane
We are a roadside vendor in a very touristy area. We sell dresses, jewelry, beach bag and towels.
First lady parked her vehicle got out and started browsing our dresses I did my little spiel. "Hey how are you today? Just so you are aware everything on the left side of the tent is 2 for 20, right side 2 for 20 or you can mix and match 2 for 25 that includes the little girls dresses." Lady thanks me I let her go about her browsing to see if she can find anything she likes. Bosslady doesn't like us to hound customers so I sit back and just let her look I am playing on my laptop enjoying something or another online when I look up and she has stripped completely and is walking around the tent trying different dresses on my face was like
She ended up buying everything she tried on and tipped me ten bucks I don't know if she was an exhibitionist or trying to get a rise out of me either way now I can just 
about it.
Story the second- Still in the tents
We had been slammed with people stopping all day long Sarah (Bosslady) and I have been non stop with customers we had a couple of people just milling about so we finally took a breather. She and I are sitting there talking when she looks over and just starts laughing. A customer was walking around the tent carrying a stuffed owl and everytime she would pick up a dress to try it on she would place the owl on top of her head and would balancing it perfectly.
Story the Third- Big Orange Exclamation Point
Myself and about four other people where sitting outside of the store it was not open yet we were the set up team as the lady wanders up.
Me: I think this is obvious
CC: Clueless Customer.
Me: Hi
CC: Oh hi I didnt see you sitting there. (Umm okay there are only about five of us sitting here but okay.) "Do you work here?"
Me: (Looks to my co-workers who are trying not to laugh and it had already been a long day with out missing a beat ) No ma'am none of us do we just heard they are going to have great black friday sales and decided to go ahead and form a line.
CC: Oh okay make sure you stay warm it is going to be cold tonight. (Wanders off)
Black friday at this point in time was a week and a half away all of us outside just cracked up laughing.
Story the first - Tourist are Insane
We are a roadside vendor in a very touristy area. We sell dresses, jewelry, beach bag and towels.
First lady parked her vehicle got out and started browsing our dresses I did my little spiel. "Hey how are you today? Just so you are aware everything on the left side of the tent is 2 for 20, right side 2 for 20 or you can mix and match 2 for 25 that includes the little girls dresses." Lady thanks me I let her go about her browsing to see if she can find anything she likes. Bosslady doesn't like us to hound customers so I sit back and just let her look I am playing on my laptop enjoying something or another online when I look up and she has stripped completely and is walking around the tent trying different dresses on my face was like
She ended up buying everything she tried on and tipped me ten bucks I don't know if she was an exhibitionist or trying to get a rise out of me either way now I can just about it. Story the second- Still in the tents
We had been slammed with people stopping all day long Sarah (Bosslady) and I have been non stop with customers we had a couple of people just milling about so we finally took a breather. She and I are sitting there talking when she looks over and just starts laughing. A customer was walking around the tent carrying a stuffed owl and everytime she would pick up a dress to try it on she would place the owl on top of her head and would balancing it perfectly.
Story the Third- Big Orange Exclamation Point
Myself and about four other people where sitting outside of the store it was not open yet we were the set up team as the lady wanders up.
Me: I think this is obvious
CC: Clueless Customer.
Me: Hi
CC: Oh hi I didnt see you sitting there. (Umm okay there are only about five of us sitting here but okay.) "Do you work here?"
Me: (Looks to my co-workers who are trying not to laugh and it had already been a long day with out missing a beat ) No ma'am none of us do we just heard they are going to have great black friday sales and decided to go ahead and form a line.
CC: Oh okay make sure you stay warm it is going to be cold tonight. (Wanders off)
Black friday at this point in time was a week and a half away all of us outside just cracked up laughing.
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