Creepy, or just plain stupid

[Deserted]

Last night I got a call at a hotel right on the border of College Town and Money To Burn City. When I got there, I saw a few men loitering around the lobby entrance. A beautiful young woman came out as soon as I pulled in, and the loitering men all stopped what they were doing and stared at her. (She was that kind of beautiful. I'll admit, I stared too.) One of them said something to her that I didn't hear, but by the look on her face, she was obviously creeped out by it.

When she got in my cab, I asked her what he said. She replied with something along the lines of "I'll give you a ride" with extremely lewd undertones.

Yeah, real smooth, guy, that'll totally win her heart.

[wolfie]

When she got in my cab, I asked her what he said. She replied with something along the lines of "I'll give you a ride" with extremely lewd undertones.

Silly lecher, it's a COMPLETE horse that gives someone a ride - and I doubt if that lecher eats hay.

[sms001]

I likes me a beauty as much as the next guy, but the important question is... did she tip well?

[raudf]

Reading the title my thought was, "Yes." Reading the story, my mind hasn't changed.

As far as pick up lines go, that was definitely one of the most boring. At least pretend to be original.. unless creepy is your idea of being original. If that's the case, then go ahead. The human race will be better off without your genetics.

[Deserted]

I likes me a beauty as much as the next guy, but the important question is... did she tip well?

50% -- $6 ride, $3 tip. Percentage-wise, my best tip this week.