Because I will surely give it to you. 
Scenario 1
SC: Hi, I'll have a pretzel bagel with butter.
ME: Coming right up.
*few minutes later, SC's girlfriend brings bagel back*
SCGF: This was supposed to be toasted.
ME: Ah, well then, next time you visit make sure he asks for it toasted.
Scenario 2
SC: Hi, medium, two sugars please.
ME: Coming right up.
*few minutes later SC and wife bring coffee back*
SCW: You forgot his cream.
SC: That's right. I asked for a medium with 2 sugars.
ME: And that is precisely what I gave you.
SC: But I wanted cream!
ME: Then please let me know that when ordering next time.
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Is it just me or do people just assume that I can read their minds? Kind of like this scenario:
SC: I'll have a half and half.
ME: A 'half and half' what?
SC: *indignant* Uh, coffee and hot chocolate of course!!!
ME: What size?
SC: Oh for god's sake, MEDIUM!!!
ME: My apologies sir, my secret mind-reading decoder ring is in the shop for repairs so I must ask these questions.
Really??? Why are people such douchebags???

Scenario 1
SC: Hi, I'll have a pretzel bagel with butter.
ME: Coming right up.
*few minutes later, SC's girlfriend brings bagel back*
SCGF: This was supposed to be toasted.
ME: Ah, well then, next time you visit make sure he asks for it toasted.
Scenario 2
SC: Hi, medium, two sugars please.
ME: Coming right up.
*few minutes later SC and wife bring coffee back*
SCW: You forgot his cream.
SC: That's right. I asked for a medium with 2 sugars.
ME: And that is precisely what I gave you.
SC: But I wanted cream!
ME: Then please let me know that when ordering next time.
*********************
Is it just me or do people just assume that I can read their minds? Kind of like this scenario:
SC: I'll have a half and half.
ME: A 'half and half' what?
SC: *indignant* Uh, coffee and hot chocolate of course!!!
ME: What size?
SC: Oh for god's sake, MEDIUM!!!
ME: My apologies sir, my secret mind-reading decoder ring is in the shop for repairs so I must ask these questions.
Really??? Why are people such douchebags???

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