Okay so hubby and I are in the midst of a bankruptcy. And I have worked so very hard to do everything they ask in a timely fashion. Except our lawyer and his staff seem to be more than a little incompetent.
We filed in May. They told us as long as we provided a list of where we spent our tax check that we got in April, we wouldn't have to worry. Yeah but see they LOST the paper and supporting evidence I gave them and then of course the trustee thought we were still sitting on 6k. So I had to redo everything a 2nd time. Flubs happen I get it.
Then we have to do this financial re-education course. Its a four hour course. We did that before our meeting with the creditors PER the lawyers instructions. Supposedly the certificates are sent automatically from the site to the lawyer. Except once again our lawyer has "lost" said certificates. Of course we get a letter from our trustee saying we have 10 days to get it done or they will cancel our bankruptcy. This is a week ago. We did this back in June. SO I have to dig thru my paperwork to find it and luckily I did. But now I am a little irritated. Took them two months to figure out that they had lost important documents.
Earlier this month, we finally got our VA settlement. And our car picked that moment to take a dump. So after speaking to our lawyer, who said since we had only one, very old and beat up car we could get approved for financing NO PROBLEM.
So we spent some time going around and finding what we like. We aren't in a hurry but at the same time our car is on its last legs. Whatever we have to put into it to keep it running, takes away from how much our down payment can be.
The first dealership ended up being kinda skitchy. Bait and switch with their prices and snarky sales people.
We finally settled on the Dodge Caravan 2014 model. Spacious, Had the seats, and it has that stow and go. I did not like the 600 dollar car payment but you know bad credit thats the breaks. And its not like we can't afford it. Hubby Makes 2200 every two weeks from work plus another 2500 a month from the VA. I make spare dough from the home, I coupon, do sweepstakes etc. Needless to say we are now gonna be bringing home over 6k a month. Our expenses are roughly 2500 a month.
I turned in the paperwork two weeks ago today. They called us into the office and said we needed to do an AMENDED budget to show that we could afford it to the trustee. Yeah that sucks but I do get it. So we go in that Friday. They said okay it will be about 5-10 days with the trustee and you will get approved.
So the lawyer kept saying the dealership gets the paperwork from the trustee. Everytime I called the lawyer and it was a few times, they always said they were just waiting on the trustee.
Except today I finally got the damn trustee to pick up her phone. And guess what? She has 0 of our paperwork. No budget or nothing.

So now I am more than a little mad. I call the lawyer back and yes my SC attitude was out but not full force. And believe me I can do SC like a pro. I get the lawyer instead of his crappy cunt secretary (more on her in a second), and we talk.
CL: Crappy Lawyer
Me: As my self
ME: I need to know why the budget was not submitted. I have called the dealership everyday waiting for that paperwork. I have called your office only to be told the trustee had it. I finally speak to the trustee today and find out the last email between you is the one of them asking for the budget.
CL: Well we have some issues with your budget. You are asking for a $600 car payment and you only have $300 available.
ME: No you did the budget with the car payment I sat there and watched you. You specifically said we could not have more than 500 left over at the end of the month. So you inflated numbers.
CL: Well your kids were here and were distracting.
ME: Two weeks ago, I might have believed you. But your secretaries have spent the last TWO weeks lying to my face. You didn't even know this problem existed until now. That's bullshit. And a damned lie to cover your ass. (Yes I got nasty ). We had a one hour appointment and we were here less than 15 minutes. My kids were in the main room playing with balloons. If you had an issue you had 45 minutes and 2 weeks to call and tell us there was an issue. Had this been an isolated issue, I might have overlooked it, but you and your staff are nothing short of incompetent when it comes to our paperwork. This is your fault. Not ours. We did everything EVERYTHING . We were supposed to do. When we were supposed to do it. (Told him about the above two incidents)
CL: Well we can do this by mail so that nothing else gets lost.
ME: Except everything has gotten lost was PHYSICAL paper. Stuff I handed directly to you or your staff. I doubt you would do better with mail. I will come pick it up. And then I will have you sign a note that says you received it. I will treat you like my 6th grader if I have to.
CL: I am sorry that you think we have messed up we will try to make this right. We can make an appointment to do the amended budget. (AGAIN) and then submit it all to the trustee.
Me: I will be up there TOMORROW morning. I am not waiting on some stupid appointment when we have been made to wait for you to get up and push a button.
I also had a long conversation with his cunt secretary who came right out and said she could show me the emails to the trustee. Yes I know you emailed the trustee TWO WEEKS ago. You didnt email the budget. Her: Well that was because you didn't do it . I said yes we did. We came in on the one woman's birthday because she had an office full of balloons and each of my kids got a birthday balloon that we took home. I have a video of our puppy popping said balloon.
I told her flat out. You have lied to my face for 2 weeks. You had time to rectify this and own up. But you chose not to. Even now when you are caught with your pants down you want to lie and shift blame. I don't play like that. I will be the most fucking annoying person you know. I will call and email every 30 minutes just so you remember to do your job when it comes to me. (And yes I would and I have done that to plenty of people ). You want to flake out, do it on someone else's dime.
Her:Well you can if you choose, go to another lawyer and choose to have them represent you if you feel that we can not be trusted.
Me: Your lawyers. I NEVER expected to trust you. I expect you to be able to send a email or fax a document though. I mean really what is 10 whole buttons you have to press? Maybe 5? If you can't manage that, then maybe I do need to look elsewhere for representation. I will at least be sure to ask if their secretaries can manage sending emails and faxes. Cause you know thats a tough job.
Her: Well we need the quote sheet from the dealer. And once we have that we will print off a new budget, you can sign it and we can submit it to the trustee.
I said fine. But expect me to be standing in that fucking room to ensure you have no trouble or confusion pressing the send button on the fax or email.
After that I hung up. If hubby had been home it would have been worse.
Tomorrow lawyers be damned we are going to go and get the car. Our car has a weak alternator, we can no longer shift out of first. The ball bearings and brakes are done. I mean we have no more time to goof around.
We just replaced a timing belt, fan belt, thermometer thing, two tires. a battery. Still needs the window motors replaced, the ac compressor replaced, a new alternator, we need to replace our spare, and to fix the bearings and rotors and brakes cause all of it is done.
I told hubby we will get it, submit it the lawyer and write a note to the trustee which I will mail from home explaining the situation. If they choose to dismiss the bankruptcy we can refile in a month or so with a different less shitty lawyer. If not then we can work on switching lawyers anyway.
Sorry for how long this but holy shit I hate lawyers and their stupid assistants.
We filed in May. They told us as long as we provided a list of where we spent our tax check that we got in April, we wouldn't have to worry. Yeah but see they LOST the paper and supporting evidence I gave them and then of course the trustee thought we were still sitting on 6k. So I had to redo everything a 2nd time. Flubs happen I get it.
Then we have to do this financial re-education course. Its a four hour course. We did that before our meeting with the creditors PER the lawyers instructions. Supposedly the certificates are sent automatically from the site to the lawyer. Except once again our lawyer has "lost" said certificates. Of course we get a letter from our trustee saying we have 10 days to get it done or they will cancel our bankruptcy. This is a week ago. We did this back in June. SO I have to dig thru my paperwork to find it and luckily I did. But now I am a little irritated. Took them two months to figure out that they had lost important documents.
Earlier this month, we finally got our VA settlement. And our car picked that moment to take a dump. So after speaking to our lawyer, who said since we had only one, very old and beat up car we could get approved for financing NO PROBLEM.
So we spent some time going around and finding what we like. We aren't in a hurry but at the same time our car is on its last legs. Whatever we have to put into it to keep it running, takes away from how much our down payment can be.
The first dealership ended up being kinda skitchy. Bait and switch with their prices and snarky sales people.
We finally settled on the Dodge Caravan 2014 model. Spacious, Had the seats, and it has that stow and go. I did not like the 600 dollar car payment but you know bad credit thats the breaks. And its not like we can't afford it. Hubby Makes 2200 every two weeks from work plus another 2500 a month from the VA. I make spare dough from the home, I coupon, do sweepstakes etc. Needless to say we are now gonna be bringing home over 6k a month. Our expenses are roughly 2500 a month.
I turned in the paperwork two weeks ago today. They called us into the office and said we needed to do an AMENDED budget to show that we could afford it to the trustee. Yeah that sucks but I do get it. So we go in that Friday. They said okay it will be about 5-10 days with the trustee and you will get approved.
So the lawyer kept saying the dealership gets the paperwork from the trustee. Everytime I called the lawyer and it was a few times, they always said they were just waiting on the trustee.
Except today I finally got the damn trustee to pick up her phone. And guess what? She has 0 of our paperwork. No budget or nothing.


So now I am more than a little mad. I call the lawyer back and yes my SC attitude was out but not full force. And believe me I can do SC like a pro. I get the lawyer instead of his crappy cunt secretary (more on her in a second), and we talk.
CL: Crappy Lawyer
Me: As my self
ME: I need to know why the budget was not submitted. I have called the dealership everyday waiting for that paperwork. I have called your office only to be told the trustee had it. I finally speak to the trustee today and find out the last email between you is the one of them asking for the budget.
CL: Well we have some issues with your budget. You are asking for a $600 car payment and you only have $300 available.
ME: No you did the budget with the car payment I sat there and watched you. You specifically said we could not have more than 500 left over at the end of the month. So you inflated numbers.
CL: Well your kids were here and were distracting.
ME: Two weeks ago, I might have believed you. But your secretaries have spent the last TWO weeks lying to my face. You didn't even know this problem existed until now. That's bullshit. And a damned lie to cover your ass. (Yes I got nasty ). We had a one hour appointment and we were here less than 15 minutes. My kids were in the main room playing with balloons. If you had an issue you had 45 minutes and 2 weeks to call and tell us there was an issue. Had this been an isolated issue, I might have overlooked it, but you and your staff are nothing short of incompetent when it comes to our paperwork. This is your fault. Not ours. We did everything EVERYTHING . We were supposed to do. When we were supposed to do it. (Told him about the above two incidents)
CL: Well we can do this by mail so that nothing else gets lost.
ME: Except everything has gotten lost was PHYSICAL paper. Stuff I handed directly to you or your staff. I doubt you would do better with mail. I will come pick it up. And then I will have you sign a note that says you received it. I will treat you like my 6th grader if I have to.
CL: I am sorry that you think we have messed up we will try to make this right. We can make an appointment to do the amended budget. (AGAIN) and then submit it all to the trustee.
Me: I will be up there TOMORROW morning. I am not waiting on some stupid appointment when we have been made to wait for you to get up and push a button.
I also had a long conversation with his cunt secretary who came right out and said she could show me the emails to the trustee. Yes I know you emailed the trustee TWO WEEKS ago. You didnt email the budget. Her: Well that was because you didn't do it . I said yes we did. We came in on the one woman's birthday because she had an office full of balloons and each of my kids got a birthday balloon that we took home. I have a video of our puppy popping said balloon.
I told her flat out. You have lied to my face for 2 weeks. You had time to rectify this and own up. But you chose not to. Even now when you are caught with your pants down you want to lie and shift blame. I don't play like that. I will be the most fucking annoying person you know. I will call and email every 30 minutes just so you remember to do your job when it comes to me. (And yes I would and I have done that to plenty of people ). You want to flake out, do it on someone else's dime.
Her:Well you can if you choose, go to another lawyer and choose to have them represent you if you feel that we can not be trusted.
Me: Your lawyers. I NEVER expected to trust you. I expect you to be able to send a email or fax a document though. I mean really what is 10 whole buttons you have to press? Maybe 5? If you can't manage that, then maybe I do need to look elsewhere for representation. I will at least be sure to ask if their secretaries can manage sending emails and faxes. Cause you know thats a tough job.
Her: Well we need the quote sheet from the dealer. And once we have that we will print off a new budget, you can sign it and we can submit it to the trustee.
I said fine. But expect me to be standing in that fucking room to ensure you have no trouble or confusion pressing the send button on the fax or email.
After that I hung up. If hubby had been home it would have been worse.
Tomorrow lawyers be damned we are going to go and get the car. Our car has a weak alternator, we can no longer shift out of first. The ball bearings and brakes are done. I mean we have no more time to goof around.
We just replaced a timing belt, fan belt, thermometer thing, two tires. a battery. Still needs the window motors replaced, the ac compressor replaced, a new alternator, we need to replace our spare, and to fix the bearings and rotors and brakes cause all of it is done.
I told hubby we will get it, submit it the lawyer and write a note to the trustee which I will mail from home explaining the situation. If they choose to dismiss the bankruptcy we can refile in a month or so with a different less shitty lawyer. If not then we can work on switching lawyers anyway.
Sorry for how long this but holy shit I hate lawyers and their stupid assistants.
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