Small eBay funny.

[Golden Phoenix]

No suck, just some minor amusement.

I purchased an item via ebay about a week ago from an overseas seller for whom (I assume, based on messages exchanged) English is not their native language.

Unfortunately the item developed a problem so I emailed them and asked for a replacement or refund, which they happily agreed to, they would ship me out a new item.

Then I got a message asking if they could send it in with my next order, presumably to save postage. (I must admit I felt that was a bit cheeky, assuming I'd buy again and do so quite soon.)

I replied that I did not intend to buy anything for a while and would like my replacement now instead.

The reply was a much more terse message saying simply:

"ok will resent to you asps thanks"

Freudian slip?

[Sapphire Silk]

Mispelling. But funny

Still, I'd shake the package and listen for hissing before opening it.

[jedimaster91]

Asps. Very dangerous. Make someone else go first.

[dalesys]

Asps. Very dangerous. Make someone else go first.

Denial
[ /Cleopatra]

[Pagan]

Asps. Very dangerous. Make someone else go first.

And make sure they have a whip.