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Yes I am a smoker though not a heavy one anymore (have cut way down). With all of the changes going on in my household I now tend to open the front door and smoke partially outside on the front porch while holding the screen door open.
I was doing so just a few minutes ago. Now I live right next to a high school and HS'ers park on my side of the street.
A car full of (YES) teenagers pulls up in front of the house like they are going to park. Nothing unusual there. The people inside must have gone to some fast food place as they all had the typical soda cups. They are all talking amongnst themselves.
Now I an not hiding nor trying to conceal myself. Just standing there smoking not really paying attention to them.
All of a sudden one of them opens the car window and tosses a BIG wad of paper onto my lawn.
NOW you little asswipes have my attention BUT for some reason even though they are looking in my direction they do not see me. I take a step out of the door and suddenly they all seem to see me now and the look on their faces is a bit priceless. They continue to talk but keep looking at me (HMMMMI wonder why??
HMMMM BUSTED)
I step inside for a second and grab my camera cause I want a "little evidence". The driver put the car in gear and backs up then almost pulls out, stops, and one of the people gets out of the car and walks over to my lawn and picks up the wad of paper, gets back into the car and it pulls off.
One reason I like summer is because my lawn in not covered with trash from the high schoolers. Every spring after the snow melts I have to clean up (or mow over) a bunch of fast food and school trash.
In this instance YES I can mostly blame the teenagers for the mess.
I was doing so just a few minutes ago. Now I live right next to a high school and HS'ers park on my side of the street.
A car full of (YES) teenagers pulls up in front of the house like they are going to park. Nothing unusual there. The people inside must have gone to some fast food place as they all had the typical soda cups. They are all talking amongnst themselves.
Now I an not hiding nor trying to conceal myself. Just standing there smoking not really paying attention to them.
All of a sudden one of them opens the car window and tosses a BIG wad of paper onto my lawn.
NOW you little asswipes have my attention BUT for some reason even though they are looking in my direction they do not see me. I take a step out of the door and suddenly they all seem to see me now and the look on their faces is a bit priceless. They continue to talk but keep looking at me (HMMMMI wonder why??
HMMMM BUSTED)I step inside for a second and grab my camera cause I want a "little evidence". The driver put the car in gear and backs up then almost pulls out, stops, and one of the people gets out of the car and walks over to my lawn and picks up the wad of paper, gets back into the car and it pulls off.
One reason I like summer is because my lawn in not covered with trash from the high schoolers. Every spring after the snow melts I have to clean up (or mow over) a bunch of fast food and school trash.
In this instance YES I can mostly blame the teenagers for the mess.
Yeah, they're all the exact same shade of coral as the fabrics which you ARE buying. I think she thought I was passive aggressively trying to guilt her about leaving them. Oh wait. I was. Passive aggression is the only weapon I have, unsavory as it is.
), I implore anyone with a half-full beverage cup to please dump it out (including the ice, if any) before throwing it in the bin. Or, if it's a bottle with a cap, please screw the cap on tightly if you're going to throw it away without finishing it. Whoever is tasked with emptying out the trash bins you use will thank you profusely. 
If it's outside, just dump it on the ground in a remote spot where other people won't walk/slip on it (the next rainstorm will wash it away anyways). If it's inside, go into the nearest restroom and dump it out in the sink (and run the faucet for a few seconds to wash the residue down the drain).
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