Disclaimer 1: I would NOT be posting this if said Angry Idiot (AI) had been killed. No matter how stupid someone is, there's someone else out there that loves him, and nobody should ever have to deal with the untimely death of a loved one.
Disclaimer 2: I don't know how AI is doing, and I hope he makes a full recovery.
/end disclaimers
Ok so it's Saturday night. I got off work at 11pm, got the 11:40 bus to the train station. When the bus arrived, I see flashing red and blue lights, which turn out to be coming from multiple police cars. Uh-oh. Bus driver informs his passengers that the light rail station is closed due an accident.
I pull out my phone, set Gmaps to Transit > Bus Only and find out the next bus headed in the direction of home doesn't come for 30 minutes, and then I have to transfer at an area I'm not familiar with. At 1am. By myself. While female. While also being able to get lost in an empty room. Yeah, not happening tonight. Hello taxi company? I'm at <Light Rail Station>, come save my butt.
Turns out some Angry Idiot was having an argument with another passenger. Said passenger boarded the train before he did, the doors closed. AI went to go pound on the window while STANDING ON THE TRACKS, the train started to move, and AI's pants got caught, pulling his leg under the train.

As far as I know (peicing the story together later by talking to the friendly transit security guys who frequent my route), his injuries were not life-threatening, but DANG DUDE. Trains are DANGEROUS. I assume alcohol was involved in your steller decision-making.
I also wonder if the reason his pants were able to get caught was that he wasn't, ahem, wearing the waistband where it belonged. So if you're going to do the sag look, guys, stay off train tracks, K?
Disclaimer 2: I don't know how AI is doing, and I hope he makes a full recovery.
/end disclaimers
Ok so it's Saturday night. I got off work at 11pm, got the 11:40 bus to the train station. When the bus arrived, I see flashing red and blue lights, which turn out to be coming from multiple police cars. Uh-oh. Bus driver informs his passengers that the light rail station is closed due an accident.

I pull out my phone, set Gmaps to Transit > Bus Only and find out the next bus headed in the direction of home doesn't come for 30 minutes, and then I have to transfer at an area I'm not familiar with. At 1am. By myself. While female. While also being able to get lost in an empty room. Yeah, not happening tonight. Hello taxi company? I'm at <Light Rail Station>, come save my butt.
Turns out some Angry Idiot was having an argument with another passenger. Said passenger boarded the train before he did, the doors closed. AI went to go pound on the window while STANDING ON THE TRACKS, the train started to move, and AI's pants got caught, pulling his leg under the train.


As far as I know (peicing the story together later by talking to the friendly transit security guys who frequent my route), his injuries were not life-threatening, but DANG DUDE. Trains are DANGEROUS. I assume alcohol was involved in your steller decision-making.
I also wonder if the reason his pants were able to get caught was that he wasn't, ahem, wearing the waistband where it belonged. So if you're going to do the sag look, guys, stay off train tracks, K?
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