This is one of those amusing Sightings not sucky but funny
I was at Voldy-Mart to pick up Zootopia and I stopped by the computer/tablet section to browse. There was a youngish couple with their (maybe) 5 - 7 year old child. about 5 feet away.
Mom is going on about what happens after they buy the child a tablet and the rules that are involved. I was not really paying too much attention.
Mom says "What is the first rule for this tablet????"
Kid says "DO NOT STEP ON IT!!!!"
Mom: Yes but what do you do when you are not using the tablet?????
Kid: I put it on the table
Mom: YES and we are going to prepare a special place on the table where you are to put it. When you are not using it that is the place to put it.
Kid: (out of the blue) Can I put it on your butt?????
You could hear the crickets chirping LOUDLY.
It took a LOT of self control to not ROTFLMAO. I was close enough that Mom could see me doing the suppressed laughter thing and trying to keep a straight face. Yes I got a bit of a stink eye. I stood there for maybe 10 seconds then quickly removed myself from the scene. As I was walking away I could hear Dad saying "WHY did you say some that inappropreiate and WHERE do you get off saying something like that???"
I finally got maybe 20 or 30 feet away and burst out laughing.
I was at Voldy-Mart to pick up Zootopia and I stopped by the computer/tablet section to browse. There was a youngish couple with their (maybe) 5 - 7 year old child. about 5 feet away.
Mom is going on about what happens after they buy the child a tablet and the rules that are involved. I was not really paying too much attention.
Mom says "What is the first rule for this tablet????"
Kid says "DO NOT STEP ON IT!!!!"
Mom: Yes but what do you do when you are not using the tablet?????
Kid: I put it on the table
Mom: YES and we are going to prepare a special place on the table where you are to put it. When you are not using it that is the place to put it.
Kid: (out of the blue) Can I put it on your butt?????
You could hear the crickets chirping LOUDLY.
It took a LOT of self control to not ROTFLMAO. I was close enough that Mom could see me doing the suppressed laughter thing and trying to keep a straight face. Yes I got a bit of a stink eye. I stood there for maybe 10 seconds then quickly removed myself from the scene. As I was walking away I could hear Dad saying "WHY did you say some that inappropreiate and WHERE do you get off saying something like that???"
I finally got maybe 20 or 30 feet away and burst out laughing.
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