A Sighting in 2 Parts
Part 1
This morning I shopped for snacks before work. Right before me was a group of male teens buying beer. They got carded and showed their passports. They were Americans, taking advantage of the German law. You can buy beer and wine at age 16, any other booze at age 18. I had to laugh about their excitement and remarked about it to the cashier. Afterall, I had learned about the American laws here in this forum.
I went about my merry way and thought nothing of it.
Part 2
This late afternoon I went into the discount market again. As I entered I could already hear agitated voices, one sounding American, the other with a German accent. A few steps in I saw the storemanager, the teens from this morning, looking rather sheepishly, a woman, perhaps a mom or a chaperone and two police officers.
repeat
Woman: How dare you sell beer to 17 year olds!!1111!!eleventy!!11!!!
loudness of woman = loudness of woman + 1
Policeofficer: It's legal to sell beer to them.
patience of policeofficer = patience of policeofficer - 1
until "patience of policeofficer = 0"
Policeofficer, rather forcefully: The store did nothing wrong!
Woman: ARRGGGGGGLLLBLLLLAAAARGGLLLL // I couldn't even make out what she said!
Policeofficer: Stop it, or I'll arrest you! // He had the cuff already in hand.
Woman: ARRGGGGGGLLLBLLLLAAAARGGLLLL
And she flounced out with the teens in tow.
I could help laughing, the woman was screetching her demands, the policeofficer just kept explaining that there was no crime. I didn't even need a mindreading device so see that he was thinking: WTF!
A bit later I caught the storemanager and told her what I had seen in the morning, offering to be a witness, in case the woman tried something. In return I learned that things like that happened once in a while. Hamburg is a tourist destination and esp. younger tourists from the US like the German laws.
Part 1
This morning I shopped for snacks before work. Right before me was a group of male teens buying beer. They got carded and showed their passports. They were Americans, taking advantage of the German law. You can buy beer and wine at age 16, any other booze at age 18. I had to laugh about their excitement and remarked about it to the cashier. Afterall, I had learned about the American laws here in this forum.
I went about my merry way and thought nothing of it.
Part 2
This late afternoon I went into the discount market again. As I entered I could already hear agitated voices, one sounding American, the other with a German accent. A few steps in I saw the storemanager, the teens from this morning, looking rather sheepishly, a woman, perhaps a mom or a chaperone and two police officers.
repeat
Woman: How dare you sell beer to 17 year olds!!1111!!eleventy!!11!!!
loudness of woman = loudness of woman + 1
Policeofficer: It's legal to sell beer to them.
patience of policeofficer = patience of policeofficer - 1
until "patience of policeofficer = 0"
Policeofficer, rather forcefully: The store did nothing wrong!
Woman: ARRGGGGGGLLLBLLLLAAAARGGLLLL // I couldn't even make out what she said!
Policeofficer: Stop it, or I'll arrest you! // He had the cuff already in hand.
Woman: ARRGGGGGGLLLBLLLLAAAARGGLLLL
And she flounced out with the teens in tow.
I could help laughing, the woman was screetching her demands, the policeofficer just kept explaining that there was no crime. I didn't even need a mindreading device so see that he was thinking: WTF!
A bit later I caught the storemanager and told her what I had seen in the morning, offering to be a witness, in case the woman tried something. In return I learned that things like that happened once in a while. Hamburg is a tourist destination and esp. younger tourists from the US like the German laws.
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