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    Stopped at a highway rest stop/food/gas station place yesterday. The washrooms are the no-door maze entry type. Walking into the washrooms ahead of me is a man holding hands with a boy about 3 years old; they turn right into the mens side, I turn left into the ladies side. A couple of seconds later the young boy runs past me, giggling maniacally. He was followed by the man another second later, running and yelling 'Excuse me! So sorry! Pardon me!' with every other step. The man catches up to the young boy by the sinks area, scoops him up and carries the still giggling boy out, repeating his apologies to all inside. He was in the ladies side for maybe 12 seconds total. I'm trying not to laugh (and encourage the kid), a small girl waiting outside the cubicles for her mother was pointing and cheerfully calling out 'There's a boy in the girls room!' another lady was also clearly trying not to laugh, and third woman was at the sink washing her hands giving them the most disgusted look ever. I went over to the cubicles area to stand in line and me and the other amused woman exchanged a few pleasantries and the disgusted lady kept muttering to herself and getting herself more and more agitated looking.

    Finished in the washroom I was waiting in line to order coffee when I noticed the disgusted woman in front of me, making a scene at the cash:
    'That pervert shouldn't be allowed to do that, he was barging in on the women, people could have been NAKED! What if someone was NAKED! You need to call the police immediately, he needs to be arrested. He's probably not even that boys father. Perverts like that shouldn't have children!' After getting fed up when the cashier kept telling her there was nothing he would do, and if the lady thought it required police involvement she would have to call them herself she finally left.

    I did tell the cashier what happened and that the man seemed to be in no way trying to perv at people in the washroom. I also left him my cell number in case Stick-Up-Her-Ass actually did call the police (and never heard so I hope she didn't) but wow. Just wow. Congratulations to this lady if she raised kids and never once had one of them take away their hand and pull a runner, and congratulations to her if she never once had to crack open the door of a mens room and call to her son to see if he'd drowned or what he thought he was doing, but seriously, LIGHTEN THE F UP. Occasionally kids get away, what was the dad supposed to do, just never go get his son? At least the kid looked like he was having fun
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  • #2
    Quoth NecessaryCatharsis View Post
    He's probably not even that boys father. Perverts like that shouldn't have children!'
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    • #3
      If anyone had been naked in there, I doubt Ms Stick would have been happy about that either!
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      • #4
        Yes, I'm sure the man trained the child (who he apparently also abducted?) to run into the woman's room just so he could have the opportunity to see women washing their hands. Suuuure.

        I probably wouldn't have been amused, but that's because I see so many parents not making any effort at all with their kids. (also, I'm a grump) So I might not have been smiling, either. But I try to be quiet in my grumpiness, and I try to have a brain, which would not jump to the pervert conclusion...
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        • #5
          'That pervert shouldn't be allowed to do that, he was barging in on the women, people could have been NAKED! What if someone was NAKED!
          Please can someone confirm for me, is a public restroom usually the spot for someone to get naked in? Just, what is the likelihood of this realistically happening on a given occasion?

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          • #6
            Quoth Limescale View Post
            Please can someone confirm for me, is a public restroom usually the spot for someone to get naked in? Just, what is the likelihood of this realistically happening on a given occasion?

            Well sometimes a person needs to take a naked sink bath. Who are you to criticize?

            Drying off with those brown paper towels is a bitch, though.

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            • #7
              Quoth An Haddock View Post
              Drying off with those brown paper towels is a bitch, though.
              Let's not even get into the advanced yoga positions you need to do for those electric hand dryers.
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              • #8
                Some people do have the habit of stripping down inside the stall before they actually use the toilet -- but, hopefully, they get dressed again before they come out.
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                • #9
                  "....a highway rest stop/food/gas station...."


                  It is my understanding that these types of places often have showers for truckers. Although showering facilities are not usually *in* the restroom. Maybe you'd have the occasional naked toddler getting a diaper change?

                  Either way that lady is a butthead.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth notalwaysright View Post
                    Yes, I'm sure the man trained the child (who he apparently also abducted?) to run into the woman's room just so he could have the opportunity to see women washing their hands. Suuuure.

                    I probably wouldn't have been amused....
                    The best laid plans, right?

                    If she just made a face I probably wouldn't even remember her. It was the escalating a nothing situation into a "big deal" that made me wonder what was wrong with her, and made her memorable.

                    Quoth Limescale View Post
                    Please can someone confirm for me, is a public restroom usually the spot for someone to get naked in? Just, what is the likelihood of this realistically happening on a given occasion?
                    I have very rarely seen a woman in underwear attempting to wash in the sink or dry with the air dryer a soiled piece of clothing. I think it's because they don't have the advanced yoga skills needed to clean the clothing while wearing it. I have never seen a naked person over the age of diaper-wearing in the communal area of a public washroom. So I would say the likelihood of seeing someone naked would be 0.000000000001%, based on years of research and experimentation (ie using public washrooms).
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                    • #11
                      Quoth Limescale View Post
                      Please can someone confirm for me, is a public restroom usually the spot for someone to get naked in? Just, what is the likelihood of this realistically happening on a given occasion?
                      I've not read of this being a problem, but now that you've mentioned it I'm sure a few reports will start showing up.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Limescale View Post

                        Please can someone confirm for me, is a public restroom usually the spot for someone to get naked in? Just, what is the likelihood of this realistically happening on a given occasion?
                        Anyone one want to take the wager that if there *was* some nakedness going on when the kid ran in then, the kid's parent would start screaming "child abuse" from the kid having been exposed to the horrifying sight 😈
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                        • #13
                          Quoth EricKei View Post
                          Some people do have the habit of stripping down inside the stall before they actually use the toilet -- but, hopefully, they get dressed again before they come out.
                          Who takes their clothes off before taking a poop? The only time I would think of removing my clothing in a public restroom would be if I had to change for work, and there were no other option. And I would make damn sure the stall door was FIRMLY shut and locked, and would make sure that my bare feet never came close to touching the floor.

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                          • #14
                            Yeah. I knew kids that did so (when I was a child), and I've encountered a very, very small number of adults who do so -- easy to tell. If I'm sitting down in my stall, I can see that they've dropped their shirt (etc) on top of their pants on the damn floor because of those absurd gaps under the divider walls between the stalls. Shoes are invariably off, too.
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                            • #15
                              Quoth bloo View Post
                              "....a highway rest stop/food/gas station...."


                              It is my understanding that these types of places often have showers for truckers. Although showering facilities are not usually *in* the restroom.
                              Unlike actual truck stops (where you get off the highway onto regular streets to access them), most highway rest stops don't have showers. Pretty much the only exception I know about is the Vince Lombardi service plaza on I95 between the George Washington bridge and the northernmost toll plaza on the NJTP.

                              Before they got remodeled (which happened before the merger with Pilot), some Flying J locations had shower cubicles which were accessed from the men's washroom (I assume they had others which were accessed from the women's washroom - terminal asked if you wanted a men's or women's shower). With the remodel, the shower cubicles are now accessed from the hallway.
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