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  • Bathroom Boor

    In retrospect, this was some mutual suck.

    After a long day of work, I was tired and crabby. My husband and I stopped at a gas station to fill up and I went inside to use the restroom. They had two stalls in the women's restroom and one had been absolute wrecked biohazard style. I used the other one and while I was inside, I heard a woman come in and exclaim at the dirty state of the other stall. She huffed and started tapping her foot outside my stall for a few seconds, then started knocking. I told her to hold on and really, I was inside for maybe 1.5 minutes total. After making sure everything was clean and flushed, I came out only to get glared at and yelled at.

    Crabby Woman (CW)
    Crabby Me (Me)

    CW: You should be ashamed of yourself! -pushing past me to shuffle into my stall-
    Me: Excuse me? For what!?
    CW: (inside stall) for leaving such a @#%&ing mess in the stall!
    Me: What are you talking about? There was no mess. -I'm washing my hands-
    CW:............I meant the OTHER stall.
    Me: You just saw me come out of the same one you are using! Who uses two bathroom stalls in a row? - drying my hands -
    CW:....well you should have cleaned it!!
    Me: I don't work here! -opening exit door-
    CW:.....oh.
    Me: Just remember to wash your mouth out when you wash your hands! -darting out the door-

    Before we drove off, I saw the woman waving her arms and talking with a wide open mouth at the poor cashier through the window, probably complaining about me.

  • #2
    She'll make sure you're fired from that gas station. That'll teach you.
    The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

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    • #3
      I will live to rue the day I didn't make a mess in the bathroom, that's for sure.

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      • #4
        Get a clue or a life CW!

        So how fast were you fired from the gas station you didn't know you worked at?

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        • #5
          Quoth eltf177 View Post

          So how fast were you fired from the gas station you didn't know you worked at?
          I hear I barely lasted 5 minutes.
          I should swing by with flowers for that poor cashier though.

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