...you have not been seen in person,but your handiwork has been.Apparently there was some sort of dispute with a mechanic over payment for your car and you didn't like the result.
And decided the best way to deal with it was to decorate the city's bus stops with wild posters in just-about-intelligent English with lots of SHOUTY CAPS and EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! and bizarre colours.
And each time they get removed and you put them back up again and there's a collective sigh when we see them festooning the shelters again.
Bonus points for when the police ordered you to take them down...you decided to put up a new set whining about being ordered to take them down
You might have cunningly decided to remain anonymous,but putting your car's license plate number in big letters on it I'm sure helped to track you down.
And now the police are really annoyed with you.Because last time you put your missives up,you stuck them over the signs telling people where to catch their bus whilst the city centre was smouldering. And that information was just a smidge more important than yours.
And decided the best way to deal with it was to decorate the city's bus stops with wild posters in just-about-intelligent English with lots of SHOUTY CAPS and EXCLAMATION MARKS!!! and bizarre colours.
And each time they get removed and you put them back up again and there's a collective sigh when we see them festooning the shelters again.
Bonus points for when the police ordered you to take them down...you decided to put up a new set whining about being ordered to take them down

You might have cunningly decided to remain anonymous,but putting your car's license plate number in big letters on it I'm sure helped to track you down.
And now the police are really annoyed with you.Because last time you put your missives up,you stuck them over the signs telling people where to catch their bus whilst the city centre was smouldering. And that information was just a smidge more important than yours.
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