What sort of drug store stocks that, I wonder...

[An Haddock]

Biz partner has a day job at a hospital. He relayed this to me a couple of days ago.

Tech department got a laptop in from another department that had taken liquid damage. Motherboard was fried. After dispatching a replacement unit to the department, my biz partner called the department head:

BP: We had to replace the unit that was damaged, so could you please let your department know not to eat or drink over their laptops?

DH: I'm sure this was just a one-time accident. It won't happen again.

BP: Really? Because the keyboard and interior of the laptop were full of food crumbs.

DH: Well... are you sure it was food? It could have been crushed-up medication!

BP: It was food particles. Not medication.

DH: You can't be sure of that. I think...

BP: I'm pretty sure no one in your department has a prescription for 20cc's of Doritos. Please make sure they don't eat or drink over the laptops in the future. I have another call.

DH: *stammers*

BP: *hangs up* *drinks heavily*

[CyberLurch]

I think your business partner found the culprit on the first try, and I'm betting that the culprit is not supposed to be eating or drinking at his/her job. Which I would suspect is probably the case in any department that handles medication.

[Mr Hero]

To be fair, every drugstore I've been to does indeed stock Dorritos.

[An Haddock]

To be fair, every drugstore I've been to does indeed stock Dorritos.

I couldn't think of a more clever title.

[RichS]

Now I'm having flashbacks of one of our Elementary secretaries who eats over the keyboard...I know because of the last 2 I replaced.

[Monterey Jack]

"Ah, yes, too bad. You could warn them...if only you ate Doritos!"

[An Haddock]

"Ah, yes, too bad. You could warn them...if only you ate Doritos!"

You win the internet.