Saw some dude pushing a kid in a baby stroller at work today...and the "baby" in question looked about eight years old. 
For the record, the stroller looked akin to this:

Kid, of course, had his face buried in a smart phone. And this kid did not appear to be mentally or physically challenged in any way from a cursory glance, he looked like a normal eight-ish kid.
Fuck's WRONG with parents these days?! I couldn't imagine how mortified I'd be at that age if my parents were pushing me through a grocery store in a goddamn stroller. It's like that line in the recent Good Boys, where one of the 12-year-old protagonists yells at one point, "This isn't a sippy-cup, it's a fucking JUICE BOX, because I'm no longer an INFANT!"

For the record, the stroller looked akin to this:
Kid, of course, had his face buried in a smart phone. And this kid did not appear to be mentally or physically challenged in any way from a cursory glance, he looked like a normal eight-ish kid.
Fuck's WRONG with parents these days?! I couldn't imagine how mortified I'd be at that age if my parents were pushing me through a grocery store in a goddamn stroller. It's like that line in the recent Good Boys, where one of the 12-year-old protagonists yells at one point, "This isn't a sippy-cup, it's a fucking JUICE BOX, because I'm no longer an INFANT!"

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