'Mr B. was fined £360 after being found guilty of fraud after attempting to pay for rounds of drinks worth £110 at various pubs with fake notes. The court rejected Mr. B's defence that he did not know that the notes were fake after observing the notes-used as theatrical props-were all stamped in large black letters with the disclaimer 'Not a genuine note-this money is not real'
Added to present exhibit of genius #2..
'Mr E. was jailed for 4 years for attempted robbery,affray and having a weapon after trying to burgle a house armed with a meat cleaver. Identification was not an issue as Mr E. had unwittingly attempted to rob a cousin of his. On being greeted with 'Wow Nick what are you doing?It's me Sam' Mr E. replied 'Oh f**k it's you' and fled down the road...'
Added to present exhibit of genius #2..
'Mr E. was jailed for 4 years for attempted robbery,affray and having a weapon after trying to burgle a house armed with a meat cleaver. Identification was not an issue as Mr E. had unwittingly attempted to rob a cousin of his. On being greeted with 'Wow Nick what are you doing?It's me Sam' Mr E. replied 'Oh f**k it's you' and fled down the road...'